New quarterly poetry magazine: MILK #1 - Call for submissions

cirerita

Founding member
An impressive list of contributors, indeed. Lifshin and Locklin made it there as well, of course. They have a good eye for great mags.
 

mjp

Founding member
Put me down for one in zebra fur boards.

Real zebra fur.

With a panda fur colophon and rattlesnake skin spine.

Just send me an invoice.
 

chronic

old and in the way
Those are all gone, sorry. However, we're having a special on editions bound in sea turtle shell and oily pelican feathers. There's been a glut of these particular materials lately.

No extra charge for the oil... which is nothing to sneeze at when you consider how much oil costs these days.
 

chronic

old and in the way
No no no... the oil is only on the covers... the pages are oil, onionskin and slick bullshit free.
 
After three Hail and two Bloody Marys I see more clearly where I erred. A simple misunderstanding, good sir. But it is fun to say shenanigans - a good word, shenanigan.
 
We are now accepting pre-orders on our webpage at www.milkpoetrymagazine.com/current.html.

After you click the "Buy Me" button at the bottom of the page, you will be taken to a paypal shopping cart to complete the transaction. If you would like to arrange payment by any method other than paypal, please PM me.

The first issue is limited to 200 copies with letterpressed covers. We will begin shipments in July.

The price is only $5 plus shipping.

While you're on the webpage, check out all of the latest updates. News, links, poet bios and more at www.milkpoetrymagazine.com.
 
A big thanks to everyone who has already pre-ordered their copies. About half of the 200 copies have already been accounted for, and we haven't even finished printing yet.

We are indebted to Bill at BoS Press - he spent a good portion of his weekend letterpressing the covers for us. Thanks, Bill!

The first issue should be ready to mail within about 2 weeks. In the meantime, here are a couple of preview pics.

Milk 1 covers.jpg


Milk 1 inked plate.jpg
 
Thanks, marina, for the pics. All this:

David Barker
Lisa Birman
Dave Donovan
Dan Fante
Nathan Graziano
Andrew Hilbert
Stephen Hines
Jordan Hurder
Justin Hyde
Richard Krech
Linda Lerner
Lyn Lifshin
Ellaraine Lockie
Gerald Locklin
Hosho McCreesh
Brian McGettrick
Brown Miller
Jack Moxie
Michael Phillips
Charles Plymell
M.P. Powers
William Taylor, Jr.
A.D. Winans


for $5 seems a sin and if this doesn't sell out then truly there's little wisdom in this world.
 

bospress.net

www.bospress.net
I am going to buy a few copies. It would be well worth buying more than one copy of this. Think about how cool it would be, in 5 years, when these are impossible to find, to give one to a friend and get them started in the world of the small press...

Or, you can look at it like this: In a few years, these copies of #1 will be sold at a premium....

Bill

To Marina, Is there a plan to sell subscriptions? The up side is that you know how many copies will be presold, the down side is that you often will spend the money before the issues are printed...
 

hoochmonkey9

Art should be its own hammer.
Moderator
Founding member
looking forward to holding one of these in my little grubby hands.

I'll wash my hands first.
 

chronic

old and in the way
Is there a plan to sell subscriptions?

My feeling on this is that we should commit to the first 4 issues (one year) and then evaluate whether we will continue. If yes, at that point subscriptions would be viable. I haven't talked to Josh about it, but if after a few issues we decide not to continue and have unfulfilled subscription obligations, that could be a pain in the ass.

Beautiful cover, the works. Nice job.

Thanks. Wait until you see the contents... some very strong pieces from some very talented poets in there.
 

mjp

Founding member
I will buy the remaining 100 copies.

But before I can send you the $500, I need you to send me $500 via Western Union so I know you are legit. Once I get the $500 from you, I will deposit $1500 into your PayPal account.

The extra $500 is for your trouble. It comes from the estate of my Great Uncle, who was the Nigerian Minister of Coal and Corrugated Cardboard. He died in a coup attempt and left $504M USD in a trunk that I had to ship to Pennsylvania in order to have it properly counted. In my misery and grief it was a blessing to have an American volunteer to help me with the task.

God bless you in your endeavours!
 

chronic

old and in the way
Sounds good! But first, so that we can verify that you're legitimate, we'll need you to post a photo of yourself sucking on a goats tit while holding a baby bottle in one hand and a sign in the other that says "ME LOVE ME SOME MILK, BWANA DEVIL!"

As soon as you do that we can proceed.
 

Bukfan

"The law is wrong; I am right"
Speaking of the devil, I received this email a few hours ago:

Complement of the day to you,
Fra: financeminister@anyemails.com Modtaget: 29. juni 2010 kl. 18:33:47
Modtagere: "BARRISTER EDWIN WILLIAMS" <financeminister@anyemails.com>
CC:
Vedhæftede filer:

Dear

Complement of the day to you, please pardon me if i interfere into your privacy, my name is Miss kelina.. amadou Age 24, height 5 ft 11 inches, weight 61 i am the only daughter of Late Dr Amadou Adama from Ivory Coast in west Africa, my father was the owner of (Adama Cocoa Industries Limited) and he was a personal adviser to our former Head of State. I observed you are an important personality before i made up my mind to contact you. Please i will like to know more about you because i have with me some funds which i will like to invest in a good business. I wish you could be honest to me so that i can go into this investment with you by my self and i will also need your good advices.

First of all, I will like to know what you do for a living; remember you caught my attention that was why i contacted you in the first place. You will know me more as we communicate along. I shall send my pictures to you in my next e-mail; I will like you to send me your pictures for my perusal.
this my email adress kelinaamadou@hotmail.co.uk


Thanks for your understanding, hoping to hear from you soon.

From my heart,
kelina amadou adama

It comes from the estate of my Great Uncle, who was the Nigerian Minister of Coal and Corrugated Cardboard.

"... i am the only daughter of Late Dr Amadou Adama from Ivory Coast in west Africa, my father was the owner of (Adama Cocoa Industries Limited) and he was a personal adviser to our former Head of State."

Pretty close, right? :D
 
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