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it's nice to see an empty bottle of bordeaux wine on the table, when you have a second one.

Ok, roni, you are right. I recently got an audio book from a friend, only the mp3s, no cover and the folder was named 'fuck machine'. (yes, I will regularly buy it in ten years, when I'm not always dead broke anymore ;)) this one with a misleading title. this is the content I wouldn't...

nice'n dreamy

thanks for the info.

Hi, in 1977 'Fuck Machine' was released in germany. A collection of stories, containing two of my favs. One is named "Die Einsamkeit nach Feierabend" and contains the description of someones (Buks?) after work time. He puts off his clothes, rests on the bed, opens the first beer can etc. The...

perhaps the code is just 'int rand ( int $min , int $max )' and a number of names, not even a database ;)

my english is terrible. i only wrote one line. "I write like Arthur C. Clarke" ;)

It's the same here in europe. People wonder what's so exciting about watching men wearing helmets and tight trousers hunting a funny egg and jostle against each other ;)

Ey! Hast du Problem, Alter!? ;) (common phrase of certain people here, when they feel provoked)

the team that scores first will win the match. the netherlands defence is a bit susceptible. 1:0 spain.

Yes, the players should not read the 'bildzeitung' (comparable with 'the sun' in the U.K.). todays headline there: THIS IS THE WAY WE WILL GET THE WORLD CUP TITLE! (click it, if you like to see a trashy newspaper front page) Might be the same in other countries. I read readers comments in 'the...

Hopefully. I saw many teams during world cups, which were rated as unbeatable and then were eliminated without a whimper.

yes!

Three weeks ago I had a pretty bad day. I woke up and my nose began to bleed instantly. I got nosebleed two times the day before, but this time it was stronger and didn't stop. The towel, which I used, turned red within a few minutes, so I decided to call the ambulance. I spoke in a nasal voice...

I always need long hair to hide my jug ears.