Thank you my friend, and that would be some sort of smoking thing, I think. Probably a horribly pretentious cigarette. If I had a tongue like that, I would be in movies or something.
Let me put this out there, I fucking hate poetry. It's a hateful form, all flowers and rhymes and insincere crap designed to charm the panties off unsuspecting and foolish people and I spent most of my life hating it. I have been shamed by the fact that I've been writing it since I was 12.
So...