it isn't really a big screen movie...
It isn't? That's news to me.
One of the most pitiful side effects of the advance of technology, ironically, is that a whole generation has sprung up who don't give a shit about the quality of what goes into their eyes and ears.
Watching a movie on a computer (or worse, on YouTube) or listening to music from your computer or phone is kind of like putting on a dozen condoms and fucking a cold, mushy cantaloupe. You might get off eventually, but it's a sad imitation of the real thing.
That's my new name for the Internet in general:
A Sad Imitation of the Real Thing, or ASIRT. You can tweet that if you put a hashtag in front of it.
#asirt #ftw #getoffmylawn