Currently in mourning

[mjp]

Because my raffle tickets did not win this for me today.

Life is so sad, and I have such sad problems. Why me, Jesus? Why me?!

Or why not me, as the case may be.

 

[Bukfan]

My sincere condolences at your time of grief and sorrow. It just proves there are no justice in the world.
The guitar does look nice though.
Better luck next time, mjp!

 

[Black Swan]

You need to write a dumb country song such as this one to get your fender. :)
http://www.theboot.com/2011/12/05/aca-awards-winners-2011/

 

[mjp]

Is that country rap? Cunt-hop, so to speak?

That's very clever of the American Country Awards, to give a custom guitar as a trophy.