I like Bukowski and I have been looking for a forum

[Audrey]

so joining this place seemed like a fairly logical decision. Hello everybody.

 

[hoochmonkey9]

hello. I like your toupee.

don't make your next post be all about denying your toupee. we've been through that shit here. embrace the toupee. be a mensch.

 

[Audrey]

No, I keep it real. The first sign of hair loss I'm shaving my head. I'm going to put down that receding hairline like a lame horse.

 

[2+2=5]

That's not a toupee. That's a merkin.

 

[Audrey]

Do people actually go bald down there anymore? I mean, we have penicillin and all, didn't that clear most of it up?

 

[Purple Stickpin]

Well, this all has started off swimmingly. A-200 ain't just for breakfast anymore.

Welcome is what I meant.