If you let them kill you they will...

[WestofRome]

hello all, not really a 'name that poem', but a 'please tell me that poem' - can someone please post the above poem for me please? I've hunted on google and cant find a thing. was this publsihed somewhere other than the NY greeting card?
cheers

 

[ROC]

I'm not going to post it but it's in Septuagenarian Stew, page 76.

Aren't I clever?

No.

I used the poem database on the left provided by the lord of the manor, mjp.

Isn't he clever?

No.

But very handsome (I'm told).

 

[mjp]

Hopefully I am more clever than I am handsome. But in reality I am probably neither. I do have an internet connection, and you can't take that away from me!

 

[hoochmonkey9]

mjp, I think you are equally clever and handsome.
poor bastard.