I'm a Leo and I like long walks on the beach

[Damon]

Htf does one introduce oneself to a bunch of internet strangers?

Go with the classics, I guess.

Any, I'm really glad I found this site, but a bit disappointed that because it is so established I'll be a noob for years and never certainly die before I get to alpha dog status.

I live in Austin now, but have lived all over the country. I've been a chef, commercial real estate appraiser, technical writer, and whore, but the whore position was unpaid.

See you around

 

[Purple Stickpin]

Welcome, Damon. You don't need to be an alpha to reap benefits from this site; they are all around you.

 

[Damon]

No doubt, I've been digging around since finding it and its a goldmine.

 

[Hosh]

Make no mistake -- the folks here are the world's true Bukowski experts. You've found the best and most reliable resource available. And they're funny too. Enjoy.