Iron Maiden, plague or blessing?

[Gerard K H Love]

But on their off time many of them like to pretend they are knights and princesses.
Yeah, that c anal web site was funny.

 

[bospress.net]

I was sure that thing was an American invention. You made me doubt, I've just checked and have discovered it's 100% French !
It's a meeting website. You know, something as daring and subversive as Maiden's lyrics about the Beast.


Excuse-me sir, but who are you ? I don't know you from Adam.
As for you, you seem to know Iron Maiden quite well. And to love them :


But not in the same way than those who know and love them for their music. Well, that's your private life, it is none of my business, don't worry, I won't annoy you anymore, you can quietly carry on what you were doing with them.


I'd pay the double to see MetallicA once in my life. They were in Paris yesterday and Wednesday, whereas I was spending sleepless nights for my two last exams. Life's so unfair.
http://www.canalplus.fr/c-humour/pid2397-c-le-petit-journal.html
Look Gerard, these are the same kind of people who listen to Iron Maiden (if you're careful, you will see that some of them are actually wearing Iron Maiden t-shirts). Do you really see any knight of the Round Table among these headbangers ?

Three funny things:

1) American TV is prudish. Not that I want to see flabby man-ass, but it is funny. They cannot show that here. Also no middle fingers...

2) What the fuck is with the devil horn hand signal? I remember seeing that in the 80's, but you would think that something like this would eventually go out of style. I mean, people don't really say "groovy" much anymore, but they still use a strange "Heavy Metal" hand signal from 30 years ago?

3) There was no mention is the genius of Jerry Lewis....

Bill

 

[ESO9]

I used to love Iron Maiden back in the early/mid 80s... The first singer was more punk rock in my opinion, which I liked.

 

[Ambreen]

You can deny our forbidden love, but you can never erase my memories.

You're true, I can't. But Alzheimer can. You will soon forget about what was nothing else than a big mistake.

1) American TV is prudish. Not that I want to see flabby man-ass, but it is funny. They cannot show that here. Also no middle fingers...

I know, that's why I'm happy to be here, where I can see flabby asses with MetallicA letters written on them instead of an insane Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch.

2) What the fuck is with the devil horn hand signal? I remember seeing that in the 80's, but you would think that something like this would eventually go out of style. I mean, people don't really say "groovy" much anymore, but they still use a strange "Heavy Metal" hand signal from 30 years ago?

Yes, this rallying sign is a survivor, you can still see it during every metal or rock concerts.

 

[mjp]

You can deny our forbidden love, but you can never erase my memories.

You're true, I can't. But Alzheimer can. You will soon forget about what was nothing else than a big mistake.

I certainly hope you aren't filling little Amjpreen's head with that kind of malicious nonsense! She deserves to know her daddy as the kind and loving man he is.

Have you really forgotten our weekend in Prague? I don't know how you could. I'm sure that you still have my portrait tattooed across your left buttock. I love the way that I cover not only the cheek but also your lower back. It is a work of art. For a homeless heroin addict, Jakub gave good ink. But then again, he did have the advantage of a beautiful subject. Me. Do you really avoid ass mirrors just so you will not miss me?!

When I invited you to California, you said you couldn' come because the French are prone to skin cancer and only survive for a few years in a friendly and pleasant atmosphere. I believed you, but now I am having my doubts.

 

[Ambreen]

I had enough of her. She was a tiring little thing, like her father. Last night, I put her Iron Maiden pillow on her face and kept it there till she didn't move anymore. No more little Ampjreen. RIP.

 

[mjp]

I suppose you realize that means the end of the support payments. How will you survive?

 

[Ambreen]

You're putting me in difficulty.The money I will earn during my coming internship won't be enough. So...

Prostitution.


(I've just realized that I'm polluting -with your help- this topic since days and days. Game over, I won't play anymore

)

 

[Mark73]

I haven't been online for a while because I was very busy... first I didn't want to type any reply to the kindergarten dissing in this thread, but I take an offense in being called a moron. Are you serious about that, mjp?
You don't have to like me and in the end, you don't have to agree on anything with me, but you're going too far.
The only thing you would ask me is how to be a moron?
That is absolutely arrogant.

 

[mjp]

I did not call you moron. Yes, I said that the only advice I'd ask from you was how to be a moron, but that's not technically the same thing, is it?

For someone who was so free-swinging, you've certainly come back very serious and pompous. What happened while you were away? Girlfriend break up with you or something?

 

[Mark73]

Hairsplitting and sneaking out of the backdoor with a joke is not a satisfying answer, but I didn't expect to get one anyway.
Serious? Yes I am.
Pompous? No.

 

[Gerard K H Love]

Just relax and get on with life. You were having a ton of fun not long ago. Get back to having fun.

It would not be fun if you want to call out anyone for speaking their mind, especially not the man with his finger on the red button. No one can go toe to toe with him. I tried it and it was ugly. Not with him and not in his yard, on his turf, with his ink on this forum. It can't be done.
Step away from the key board. Easy now. Just start reading all of the posts and it will all make sense.

 

[Billville]

Who's the guy that looks like Lemmy? Can we change this into a Lemmy Kilmister thread? Much more interesting (unless mjp and post toxic go toe to toe)

 

[slimedog]

Don't feel bad, MJP said I was so dumb I didn't even qualify for moron that I was moroff. I was gonna say something but I backed off due to our professional relationship with the puppets and all.

But back to question at hand-I don't believe Van Morrison was ever in Iron Maiden though they did a great metal version of Moondance.

 

[Mark73]

Just relax and get on with life. You were having a ton of fun not long ago. Get back to having fun.

It would not be fun if you want to call out anyone for speaking their mind, especially not the man with his finger on the red button. No one can go toe to toe with him. I tried it and it was ugly. Not with him and not in his yard, on his turf, with his ink on this forum. It can't be done.
Step away from the key board. Easy now. Just start reading all of the posts and it will all make sense.

No need to worry, I am taking things easy and let god be my gardener. mjp takes a piss on the new plants from time to time and I couldn't find my umbrella.
You know, I've moved to Saarbrücken and forgot it.
I was just speaking my mind like everybody else here is free to do so, yes, like every dumbass moron can play online Samara. What the fuck is this all about?
Shit, I forgot. Maybe another coffee will bring back memory. Maybe not.
The worms eat into my brain and I'm having fun.

 

[Ambreen]

Let him ride you like a pony and have a child with him. He then will have better feelings for you. That's what I have done and it worked. When you experiment such things with him, you realize that he's not as bad-tempered and tyrannical as everyone first thinks.

Who's the guy that looks like Lemmy? Can we change this into a Lemmy Kilmister thread? Much more interesting (unless mjp and post toxic go toe to toe)

Or into an Aerosmith one (cf Gerard's "I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack ! I'm back in the saddle agaaaain !").

Or maybe we can discuss about Eddie's undeniable sex appeal.

 

[Mark73]

No one rides me like a pony. You either ride me like a stark raving mad horny devil or get the fuck out of my a... bed.
I already have a baby and I can tell you, the pregnancy was a hard time for me.
Don't want to repeat that.

The guy who looks like Lemmy has a Venom patch on top and a Celtic Frost one, too,if I see right.
The first wave of black metal would have been unthinkable without Motärhead, like many other sounds of the past and today.
Motärhead are kings.

Eddie's sex appeal?
I'm the necrofucking freak and had him maaaany times. He should get off stage and earn his bucks in the porn biz, I never had a corpse like him. He can do it for ages. Like Martha Splatterhead, she's the hardest fucking undead punk slut of all times.

 

[CRBSMILE]

No one rides me like a pony. You either ride me like a stark raving mad horny devil or get the fuck out of my a... bed.
I already have a baby and I can tell you, the pregnancy was a hard time for me.
Don't want to repeat that.

Wow PT, I thought you were a GUY.:confused:

 

[Gerard K H Love]

Hahahahahahaha!

 

[hank solo]

Is this one done yet?

I can't quite tell.

 

[hoochmonkey9]

I think so.