Leave your poem suggestions below and go home, you're drunk and I'm masturbating.
Leave me alone I'm masturbating
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Is it going to take long? I could just wait in the hall and when you're done you could throw a shoe against the door to give me the all clear. Because really, we all know I'm too drunk to drive, but at the same time I don't want to get in the way of you and your vagina business. So I'm thinking the shoe at the door bit might be our best bet.
Speak up, I can hear you through the dry wall, it's bloody thin.
You want dirty talk? You seem like a strong woman, I'm sure you can get the job done on your own. Just think of the dude from "Saved By the Bell." Always works for my wife.
This reminds me of the night I spent in Toronto near the Mr. Tasty.
I was more calling for poem recommendations, but depending upon your suggestions I'm sure they could double. Your wife sounds like a good woman.
I'm confused, are you still masturbating? Is this some sort of role play game now? I'm Canadian, and that's not how we do things up here. Bacon is usually involved.
I'm American, bacon is always invovled.
I thought as much, but I didn't want to presume, me being a gentleman and all.
That I can tell. Your rhetoric smells of a fine drug store aftershave. I approve.
Sorry to have interrupted. This no longer reminds me of the night I spent in Toronto near the Mr. Tasty.
Drakkar Noir. Came with a free Soap On A Rope.
Black Swan
Abord the Yorikke!
Hooch, I thought that you used Brut Fabergé.
Be patient, Stickpin. I've got a bottle of Mad Dog and a half pound of cheese fries. We're not far off.
Half pound? What's that in kilos?
Self-loathing and quickly fading dreams.
Right, just another Friday night.
Bad acting can ruin even the best dialogue.
my poem suggestion in this case would be Don't come round but if you do.