Need Poem for a T-Shirt print

[EuropeYankee]

it was something like

don't go in the yard with expensive shoes
Lay your toothbrush in the rack...or something like that. the end:

Listen whats wrong with you?
You act depressed

the poem consists of sentences his wife or girlfriends tells him to do, or not to do...

thank you!

 

[hank solo]

It's called she said:

You will find it in 'War All the Time'.

 

[roni]

Aah! This is good ole HS back at his best!