Suffer for the Art, Baby

[mjp]

I am intrigued. Where does one obtain this Oxycontin you speak of?

I know that it will make you deaf if you abuse it (up your rotting ass in hell Limbaugh!), so I won't need much.

You can just send me your leftovers.

 

[chronic]

I am intrigued. Where does one obtain this Oxycontin you speak of?

Just drop by any local police station and ask the man behind the counter for a handful. I'm sure he'll be more than happy to accommodate you.

 

[Gerard K H Love]

Wow, I never put that together about Rush Limpbaugh and his deafness after his big drug problem. That's even funnier.

 

[james]

oxycontin is great but the withdrawal symptoms are quite unpleasant. sort of a "i feel like i am literally dying" feeling...

 

[roni]

that's why you shouldn't withdraw it.

 

[Mather]

I've had worse bruises than this from having sex. My girlfriend's a biter. You went to the doctor for this? You must have health insurance...pobrecito...Percocet is on the low end of the totem like vicodin, it's virtually tylenol or ibuprofen or niquil...one step away from the counter, you can drink alcohol with it, no big thing, as long as you're relatively healthy to begin with. If you're not relatively healthy almost anything can be too much for your system. The oxies are stronger, and morphine is the big daddy. I've seen people addicted to morphine and it's a really sad thing to see, the spittle around the mouth and the shakes and the delusions...ugly and scary...worse than alcohol by far...if you've taken morphine and you didn't get "high" then there's something REALLY wrong with you or you're just a liar. Even people with severe, chronic pain get high on morphine, though many would never admit it because they are, surprise, hooked and delusional. It's obvious to any onlooker that they are high as a fucking kite. I work with them every day. And now Bill you're telling us your nail isn't going to fall off after all...well, that's too bad...I was hoping to see the after photo...

 

[Bukfan]

that's why you shouldn't withdraw it.

Absolutely. Why quit a good habit? :p

 

[Mather]

I was talking about my finger, not my penis.

I guess the extreme danger of "sleepiness" is the reason morphine is illegal.

 

[bospress.net]

And now Bill you're telling us your nail isn't going to fall off after all...well, that's too bad...I was hoping to see the after photo...

I pulled the nail off with my own teeth while driving one day. Here is finger without a top nail. Just the fleshy nail below...

Bill

 

[Purple Stickpin]

Oh for Christ's sake Bill; that looks like a fetal penguin.

 

[bospress.net]

never saw that, but you are right, it does!

Luckily, after the first two days, it did not hurt at all, so although it looks like a mess, it feels perfectly fine.

Bill

 

[jordan]

glad to hear it, now get printing!

 

[LickTheStar]

Wow it took that long for the nail to come off? I caught mine on a bookshelf at work about two to three weeks after the initial crushing injury and... it looked essentially the same...

My nail keeps growing back, then splitting. Ah well, I've never wanted normal fingers.

 

[number6horse]

No - it looks like nuclear testing on our nation's fingertip has produced terrible and unintended consequences. The polar ice cap of your nail is shattered by a surfacing mini-sushi roll. Run for your life !

 

[mjp]

It looks like Ananda Osel's [STRIKE]cock (actual size)[/STRIKE] soul.

 

[LickTheStar]

Cease and desist! Cease and desist!

 

[mjp]

You're right. Sorry.