since this is - by title - a thread not only dedicated to one special birthday, but to the miserable fact of being born in general and at all, I'll take my freedom now to state:
Life is stupid.
Life is rot.
Being born is the worst of all unfortunates.
I'm pretty sure this has been said before (e.g. by some Ancient Greeks, Schopenhauer, Georg Trakl), so it ain't a poem but only a quote;
which means the mods can leave it here.
Or delete. Whatever.
edit:
Damn, I do see, this was way too morbid!
Let's go on celebrate!