New Buknet Band Forming!

[Lolita Twist]

"Jim only shares certain information with everyone. To learn more about Jim, add him as a friend."

You're private.

And,

...I'll put you over my knees and spank your heinie a while...

:D eee.

 

[slimedog]

Sorry, Lolita, I didn't know I was so private. I changed it on Settings and I think anyone can check it out now.

 

[Ambreen]

The little angel took off all my smilies again. Why doesn't he take off the other's smilies ? Why always mine ?
A long post without one smiley... how sad.

Thank you Slimedog ! You're the best !

Post Toxic, what the hell happened ?! Why this change ? Post Toxic sounded definitely better than your so common first name !
Spanking ? But it's painful ! If you dare trying to spank me, you know what I'll be able of ? Head on a stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick !

Oh I could be in charge of the band's look ! Come here, guys, I'll turn you into rock'n'roll bad boys, yeah yeah yeah !

Anyway, you can still be a shouting cheer leader for the band, and please bring all your girlfriends along! I'm sure the band would love it...:)

They won't waiste their time for Unbeatable Gorgeous in so far as they prefer Rihanna to Unbeatable Gorgeous.
But I've got some cool boy friends with excellent musical tastes, if you want ! Any gay member interested ?

I found a great t- shirt in Arnhem "FUCK OFF I AM WITH THE BAND".

Black Swan, could I borrow it to you for Eiffel's next gig ? Maybe I could thus enter the concert hall without paying.

 

[Mark73]

I didn't mean to exclude you, Ambreen, but aren't groupies per definition non-musicians? So groupies can't be in the band, but the band can be in groupies? Isn't a band member who fucks around with everybody just a nympho with an instrument? So, not a groupie?


That's too scientific. Babble. Screw it.

Everybody hop on board! It will be a total chaos!!!

 

[Ambreen]

I didn't mean to exclude you, Ambreen, but aren't groupies per definition non-musicians? So groupies can't be in the band, but the band can be in groupies? Isn't a band member who fucks around with everybody just a nympho with an instrument? So, not a groupie?


That's too scientific. Babble. Screw it.

I'll have to keep watch seriously on this one's alcohol and drug consumption...


So, here is an exclusive insight of your future look !

It will be a subtle combination between :

male virility

and male elegance

Concerning the hair, one half of the band will have it like [STRIKE]Carla Bruni[/STRIKE] Bruce Dickinson, and the other half like [STRIKE]Sonic the hedgehog[/STRIKE] Matthew Bellamy.

And those who put on weight with years and can't thus wear tight jeans without being ridiculous will have to give up Burger King and do a vegetarian diet ! No Frank Black looking member in Unbeatable Gorgeous :mad: (though all the respect I have for him and the Pixies) ! A good Indian is a dead Indian and a good rocker is a starving to death rocker, have this in mind.

Last but not least, I've created a specific outfit for the little angel (aka mjp) :

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After The King, after The Edge, comes The Smiley. :cool:

 

[chronic]

If this woman is going to be dressing and coifing us, I quit.

Even go-go dancers have dignity, you know.

 

[Mark73]

I was thinking of shaving my head and playing nude.

 

[mjp]

If this woman is going to be dressing and coifing us, I quit.

Shhh - just let her think she's involved. Trust me, the van leaves town without her.

 

[Lolita Twist]

Here I'll dress you guys.

Here's the picture.

Oh wait. ;)

 

[Ambreen]

Shhh - just let her think she's involved. Trust me, the van leaves town without her.

Ungrateful parrot ! Is this how you thank me for the hours I spent working on your outfit ? :mad: You can't have the slightest idea of the time it took me to find the look which would suit your personality the best !

I'll stay because All Mighty Slimedog said so and because I have to take care of Post Toxic. He worries me a lot, just look at his recent posts. I don't want my favourite drummer to fall under your bad influence and end like John Bonham. I'm thinking to poor little Zoe. :(

I'll be the band's stylist and the drummer-sitter. :cool:

 

[Mark73]

You don't mind if I call you Ambrain, do you?

Anyway I thought about catering because a world tour on fast food would be supersizing us and we'd be pretty lame on stage. I found this familiar guy who can cook and sing:

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[Ambreen]

Cousin, you've scared them off with your brilliant suggestion.

Or they realized that their time was over.
Rip stillborn Unbeatable Gorgeous.

 

[Black Swan]

Fuck all that shit, let's play.
We're not standing here for nothing.

 

[hoochmonkey9]

well, I think we found our singer.

 

[Black Swan]

Yeah, let's go.
test, test, test, testicule, test, test...
one, two, three, four...
ready????

 

[mjp]

Practice the lines in my signature...you may need them...

 

[Black Swan]

Practice?
Don't try, we'll get on through to the other side, have a little faith.
Again, one, two, three, four...

 

[slimedog]

MJP's quote is from Iggy Pop....lineup will follow soon.

 

[Black Swan]

what's the thing with the dark sunglasses? We look like a band of ants.
It's a little "passe".
I suggest yellow ski goggles.
mjp I got the lines down path with the dutch G sound. Khhrenades ...