A Penis Short Story

[hoochmonkey9]

 

[pig ear press]

I've been thinking, maybe you had a really good story in Italian, but then you ran it through google translate and your story about a man losing his soul came out as this pubescent wank stain.

 

[Joseph K]

Tsk, tsk! You are a hard-hearted bunch.
Nice to be back. I missed you all.

 

[Bruno Dante]

You're just a bunch of nerds and losers that's what i think. I really believe that your life is pretty unfortunate...

You only have the balls to insult me here, probably in real life i would kick your ass...

You know, I bet Bukowski would've hated these guys...

 

[Gerard K H Love]

You're just a bunch of nerds and losers that's what i think. I really believe that your life is pretty unfortunate...

You only have the balls to insult me here, probably in real life i would kick your ass...

My life is unfortunate and my life is pretty and you believe that. Do you think anyone cares?

 

[CoffinDodger]

I actually liked the story, creating crap is better than creating nothing and critisizing other peoples crap.

I am lucky regarding critisism, because I KNOW everything i write is crap, just now and then, for some reason, I decide to inflict my crap on others, kind of like farting in a packed elevator the morning after St. Patricks day

 

[mjp]

creating crap is better than creating nothing...

Incorrect. Not creating anything is a net positive, since you have not increased the volume of crap in the world. Get with it.

 

[esart]

I didn't read it because I don't like his picture.

 

[mjp]

It's unnerving, isn't it? I feel like I've seen it on Dateline or 20/20. One of those stories where a wholesome American girl disappears on a European vacation...