A/S/L?

[afterthefact]

I'm new here and would like to get a feel for the people here. I'm 24/Male/Cincinnati.

You?

 

[Ponder]

Hi,

Some members added their age here: https://bukowskiforum.com/calendar.php

You can also click on their profiles.

 

[mjp]

a/s/l?

Jesus, for a second there I thought I was on AOL and it was 1994 again...

 

[Short Bus]

Funny I thought he used American Sign language and was really interested in how he was going to commuinicate

 

[afterthefact]

Hey, I wanted to know, and I thought it would be funny to ask like that, ok?

Oh, but it does take me back, back to the age 14 when I would spend half an hour downloading a picture of Jenny McCarthy only to find out she is completely clothed, and then off to chat and tells girls I was voted the best looking guy in my school.

 

[MULLINAX]

A: 49
S: Traditional American Male, ethnic variety (red meat, tobacco, alcohol, pussy, non-PC language)
L: The Far East

I suspect most people here are American males in their 20s, but I could be very wrong and would be happy to be proven wrong.

I'm waiting for Father Luke to publish a detailed A/S/L guide here, including graphs, charts, flatulence rates and GPS co-ordinates.

 

[HenryChinaski]

ahahahah i thought that generic term had long since been laid to rest.

 

[Father Luke]

I'm waiting for Father Luke to publish a detailed A/S/L guide here, including graphs, charts, flatulence rates and GPS co-ordinates.

I get lost easy, so the GPS co-ordinates are out.
The rest is a snap:

The following is structured, and actually has meaning:

GED/J d-- s:++>: a-- C++(++++) ULU++ P+ L++ E---- W+(-) N+++ o+ K+++ w--- O- M+ V-- PS++>$ PE++>$ Y++ PGP++ t- 5+++ X++ R+++>$ tv+ b+ DI+++ D+++ G++++ e++ h r-- y++**

The Chart below has the actual figures.

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Okay,
Father Luke

 

[MULLINAX]

Henry Chinaski mentioned something about a "generic term".

Some terms are still around.

I'm going to listen to N.W.A. on F.E.N. now, contribute to the U.N.C.F. and watch a documentary on the N.A.A.C.P.

Social reality determines language, not vice-versa.

Cheers!

 

[MULLINAX]

I get lost easy, so the GPS co-ordinates are out.
The rest is a snap:

The following is structured, and actually has meaning:

GED/J d-- s:++>: a-- C++(++++) ULU++ P+ L++ E---- W+(-) N+++ o+ K+++ w--- O- M+ V-- PS++>$ PE++>$ Y++ PGP++ t- 5+++ X++ R+++>$ tv+ b+ DI+++ D+++ G++++ e++ h r-- y++**

The Chart below has the actual figures.

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Okay,
Father Luke

I thought the flatulence rates in San Pedro would be higher.

 

[Father Luke]

 

[MULLINAX]

Let me guess. An Okie Alky?

 

[Gerard K H Love]

The cowboys have all turned to dust.
53/M/So. Central Calif....who even cares? I'm a casual observer here.

 

[Bukfan]

Is'nt that the actor Walther Brennan who appeared in many westerns, some of them together with John Wayne?

 

[Father Luke]

Yes. Walter also appeared with Gary Cooper in a number of movies.

 

[Bukfan]

He was great as "Stumpy" in "Rio Bravo" with Wayne and Dean Martin (playing a drunk, of course :D )...

 

[Gerard K H Love]

Dag Nabbit! Luke!

 

[Father Luke]

Give the man a cigar.

And then light it with a real wooden match,
twirling the cigar as the flame is drawn,
gently,
up through the tobacco.

Scratch the corgis for me. . .

 

[hoochmonkey9]

"You ever been stung by a dead bee?"

he was great in To Have and Have Not.

 

[Gerard K H Love]

There is only one corgi. Who was Luke? The real McCoys?
I'll scratch the corgi twice. Behind each ear.

 

[Father Luke]

Who was Luke? The real McCoys?

What the hell, there is a Frank Zappa Thread,
why not a Walter Brennan thread?

Click H E R E

and. . .

"You ever been stung by a dead bee?"

he was great in To Have and Have Not.

Here ya' go:

Click

 

[Bukfan]

Thanks, FL! There's a lot of Walter Brennan video clips there inc. Walter Brennan-Old Rivers and Stumpy!

 

[Gerard K H Love]

OK Father Luke, do you remember the refrence to Walter Brennan in Good Morning Vietnam? The little guy who owned the downtown bar and wanted pictures of Walter Brennan. I might be way wrong, but.....?

 

[Father Luke]

Right. The guy wanted naked pictures of Walter Brennan.

Can't do that, but here is one of Burl Ives in a bathtub:

Hope that helps.

 

[mjp]

Fuck yeah. Burl Ives in a bathtub trumps naked Walter Brennan any day of the week, bitches!

 

[EliseEffect]

Good laughs.

20 years old
Female, and apparently the only one on this thread.
NY

 

[Gerard K H Love]

Is the right word to describe this thread Degenerate, degeneration? Or is it just plain sick?
I like the way Father Luke had that photo available to post. Is this a clue as to why you were defrocked? Burl Ives is a little too chubby for me, though...

 

[Father Luke]

Well, I know you are kidding, but . . .

I'm not a Nazi, and I wasn't defrocked.

If you would like to hear more of the story, I'll bet I'll have a chance to talk
about it on the radio Sunday when Debbie Kirk and I are on. So tune in:

C L I C K

Okay?

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Okay,
Father Luke

 

[Gerard K H Love]

Yes; I'm kidding. Where did I call you a Nazi?
I have a reminder set up in 2 computers to make sure I catch the Debbie Kirk Show.
I will hold these personal interactions with Father Luke very precious for now. Then he will become the very famous big deal and be too good for us and cast us all aside, like a bunch of mutts.

 

[Father Luke]

Oh.

I got word from the Radio host that there will be no call-ins.

She said she will heckle on her own.
I told her she was nutz.

Anyway, have to say that: No Call - Ins

sux

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Okay,
Father Luke