buknet comes to a theatre near you!!! (split from Vroman's thread)

hoochmonkey9

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The Count from Sesame Street.
 

Gerard K H Love

Appreciate your friends
This is getting way out of hand.
I thought we were going to see some pictures from Vroman's on Saturday night.


Anyway, Ray Liotta.
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hoochmonkey9

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well, I decided to run a celebrity face recognition program to see who should play me (besides The Count, he's very busy...), and it came up with.....

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Hugh fucking Grant.

there were also a bunch of ladies they thought I looked like. among them?

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Penelope Cruz. nice.

I'm leaving for a while. I'd rather no one disturbed me, thank you.
 

mjp

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Fair enough. I thought I could trick you into it. It would be very flattering.
 

hoochmonkey9

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well, you charming bastard!

but I'm sure you're doing all this pretty talk just to have George Clooney play you in the movie.
 

mjp

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No, apparently, according to your web site, it has to be one of these two:

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How it failed to come up with Justine Bateman is a mystery to me, so I have to agree with chronic that the thing is busted!
 
and I guess, I'll be played by Robert Pattinson:

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(maybe this way, I can even date Selena Gomez one day ;-))
 

mjp

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George Clooney won't do mjp. We all know, who'd play mjp

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While he and I do share an undeniable rugged, captivating beauty, I don't have a beard anymore, so it would not be an accurate portrayal.

The Hollywood casting agents will fuck it all up anyway, so we're just wasting our time. I know how they think. I'll obviously be played by Brad Pitt while the rest of your supporting roles are filled in by Paul Giamatti types.

Don't blame me. This face has been a burden, what with all the jealousy and envy it inspires. Walk a mile in my shoes - not that any of you could - and you'll see. The beautiful don't have it all. The world just expects more from us.

I'll stop now, because even the little bit I have shared here is probably already making most of you very angry. I understand. Really.
 

number6horse

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OK - I don't know what in the hell I did wrong but all of my matches were women.
And I have no idea who 2 of 3 are :

Sharon Stone
Kim Smith(?)
Christy Turlington(?)

You know the software is broken when it can't recognize George Clooney's twin...
 

ROC

It is what it is
You never seen Christy?

Look her up... it's easy on the eyes.

You must be very a very beautiful man (I mean physically as well as otherwise of course).
 
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