buknet comes to a theatre near you!!! (split from Vroman's thread)

[hoochmonkey9]

OK - I don't know what in the hell I did wrong but all of my matches were women.
And I have no idea who 2 of 3 are :

Sharon Stone
Kim Smith(?)
Christy Turlington(?)

You know the software is broken when it can't recognize George Clooney's twin...

are you sure you're not a chick? have you checked lately?

if you discover you are in fact a lady, and you look like those 3 women, I'll be there in 20 minutes. 15, even.

 

[Gerard K H Love]

I call Jennifer Tilly.

Before the implants.

Way before the implants. :(

Implants or not, Jennifer Tilly is sexy. She seems like she would be very accommodating and agreeable. At least that's what I get from the roles she plays. Most men love agreeable women and gullible is a good trait too. (enough for my fantasies)

 

[mjp]

I read an interview with Jennifer Tilly years ago and the interviewer mentioned some Hemingway manuscripts that she had just purchased for $50,000(!). A surprising detail considering her public persona which is a bit - ditzy.

 

[Ponder]

He will play me.

 

[number6horse]

Yeah, Jennifer Tilly is no ditz. She has won a couple of high-profile poker tournaments over the years.

And hooch I just checked. That whole area had a THIS PROPERTY CONDEMNED banner wrapped around it, with yellow and black nuclear fallout symbols and shit. I guess that explains why I haven't been laid since nineteen-eighty-never.

I'll try again later with a different photo, a less womanly one.

 

[Gerard K H Love]

He will play me.

His eyes look a little too old and stoned. Who is that?

 

[mjp]

Artie Lange.

 

[zoom man]

well, I decided to run a celebrity face recognition program to see who should play me.

Ok, did the same,
and?, well, my valleying and peaking continue->

Anyone have Brad Pitt's # :) !
and got some kid from Buffy the Vampire thing, then
2 asian-diva chicks :(

the rollercoaster goes on

(yeah, the 5th was a chick too, Andie Macdowell....but I like her)

 

[Ponder]

His eyes look a little too old and stoned. Who is that?

His name is Johnny van Doorn alias Johnny The SelfKicker.
Dutch poet and a free spirit. He died at the age of 46, my current age.

well, I decided to run a celebrity face recognition program to see who should play me.

Black Swan dropped pictures of me in the machine and
Dylan Thomas popped up all the time.
To me that's a compliment for sure.

 

[Black Swan]

yep, more like this!

 

[Bukfan]

One can clearly see the resemblance! :)

 

[hoochmonkey9]

fuck it, I'm gonna play myself. I was in Streetcar, dammit!


off, off, off off off off Broadway. north and to the right.

but I was in Streetcar, you bastards!

 

[mjp]

fuck it, I'm gonna play myself.

I was waiting for someone to say that.

Figures it would be you.

Prima donna.

 

[james]

either one of these guys will suit me fine...

 

[hoochmonkey9]

finally, the attention I deserve.

I will raffle off my boa for charity.

I will grant my pity on the Honduras pygmy moles.

you're welcome. yes, you.

 

[marina del rey]

fuck it, I'm gonna play myself.

Well, there goes my plan... I was hoping you'd play me.

That'd free me up so I could play Ananda Osel.

 

[hoochmonkey9]

ooooooohhhhh. Ananda Osel!

dream role! that's the Willy Loman of buknet. you lucky bastard.

 

[Black Swan]

we need one of these too,

 

[number6horse]

Does anyone else see the eerie resemblance to Glenn Beck ?

 

[Gerard K H Love]

You meant the one of the fat cat? You make that cat's hair gray and he would look like G Beck.

 

[Black Swan]

Does anyone else see the eerie resemblance to Glenn Beck ?

no no , more like Ponder in action.

 

[Gerard K H Love]

Ponder owns a bar?

 

[Lolita Twist]

Implants or not, Jennifer Tilly is sexy. She seems like she would be very accommodating and agreeable. At least that's what I get from the roles she plays. Most men love agreeable women and gullible is a good trait too. (enough for my fantasies)

Hell yes she's sexy.
[/bisexual]

From the roles that she's played, and I must say she's a bit typecasted, that yes she appears to be accommodating and agreeable. And sometimes gullible. Like myself ;)

And she reads Hemingway.

And she plays poker. And she's damn fine at it.

The resemblance is quite staggering. Physically and not :p... I was up in the clubhouse at Saratoga a couple years ago... the gentleman in front of me, there with a group of friends himself turns around in the second or third race and says, "Are you Meg Tilly?"... my ego's been up ever since.

EDIT: Dave - I see you as Richard Dreyfuss. I don't know why. I think it has something to do with "Let it Ride"... which coincidentally also features Jennifer Tilly.

 

[Gerard K H Love]

...........
EDIT: Dave - I see you as Richard Dreyfuss. I don't know why. I think it has something to do with "Let it Ride"... which coincidentally also features Jennifer Tilly.

I get that too, from his posts.

 

[Lolita Twist]

Right, right?!

 

[number6horse]

WHA ??? That's hysterical ! How does Richard Dreyfuss turn up in my posts ?

 

[Lolita Twist]

I'm not sure, I can't put my finger on it. But you've always reminded me of Dreyfuss. You're... Dreyfussy. It's certainly not a bad thing.

 

[mjp]

It's the way you can't spit into your scuba mask when you're nervous.

For me, anyway.

 

[bospress.net]

EDIT: Dave - I see you as Richard Dreyfuss. I don't know why. I think it has something to do with "Let it Ride"... which coincidentally also features Jennifer Tilly.

and S.A. Griffin is in that movie as the horse trainer. Check it out...

Bill

 

[Black Swan]

Ponder owns a bar?

No, but let's just say he has the hang of it.;)