Ah yes, the two burdens of the cycling freak - leg shaving and the constant threat of piles.
At least the second one is Bukowski related, however tenuously.
And so MJP, if you "troll" back through a couple of inane chats between myself and ROC, you will come to the main one.
Meanwhile I have checked the threads and noted that, apart from you, nobody has actually said that I was a "troll." They have called me all sorts of other things, from dick-head to homunculus, but I take these in the spirit of the "keyboard tough-guy" syndrome which many people suffer from. They would most likely not say such things to my face. You on the other hand, said:
"he's definitely a troll"
"Troll" seems to be an insult that only exists in the computer world, and therefore I take exception to it.
You can either apologise for it, in which case I shall forget the matter, or you can ban me from the forum.
If I don't find myself banned I shall take that as an apology.