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I had a root canal and I'm supposed to take an antibiotic for a week. It's in pill form but I'm wondering if I should snort it or shoot it to get better anti-infection reacton, any suggestions will be taken.

& I've heard that shooting heroin is bad but that could be an old wives tale so I don't know.
 

Bukfan

"The law is wrong; I am right"
I think you should shove the pills up your ass. That will give you the full effect.
Heroin bad? Not in a million years! On the contrary, it's healthy. Heroin is made from poppies, and any vegetarian will tell you that plants are healthy food.
 
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I think you should shove the pills up your ass. That will give you the full effect.
Heroin bad? Not in a million years! On the contrary, it's healthy. Heroin is made from poppies, and any vegetarian will tell you that plants are healthy food.

I took your suggestions and though I'm not sure if I'm warding off infection I felt really good so thanks for the suggestion. And I just tried the heroin and I'm not feeling that well (I vomited) which I don't understand because I read the package from the pharmacy and their is nothing in it about not taking heroin while using this medication!
 
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Thanks for all the judgement,fellas! Excuse me for wanting to try one of the greatest known pleasures in the world.

Don't apologize, you're right. One of the greatest pleasures in the world will make you a living dead. Be smart and start a career as a zombie actor in a few months. The film company can save the money for make up and if you shoot 40 to 50 bubbles a day, you'll be booked all over the year (try hard to survive!$).
 

mjp

Founding member
...is there is some kind of golden rule to hitting the vein and also how do the bubbles (in the needle) work? I've also heard that it takes 3 days in a row to become addicted. Is this true?
Listen, I wouldn't lie to you.

You don't have to hit a vein. Ever see the movie Pulp Fiction? That's why I told you to find a long syringe. You want to cook up those 30 or 40 grams of dope and shoot them straight into your heart. The more bubbles in the syringe, the better the high. Suck about half the dope into the rig, then suck some air into it, then the rest of the dope. Shake it up until the bubbles are small and well spaced.

As for hitting the heart, this is where a lot of amateurs fuck up. You'll want to feel around for a space between the ribs. When you feel it, make a little dot there with a sharpie, then a couple of circles around that dot. That is going to be your target. Hit it hard, because you have to plow through the cartilage between the ribs. It's going to pinch a little, but no more than say, a power drill with a very small bit going into your brain (which is also a great high - Google trepanation).

As for three days in a row to become addicted, that's governmental propaganda put out by people who don't want you to experience life's greatest pleasures. You have to do direct heart injections of dope at least 500 times before you start to crave it. Even then, the craving is no worse than what you get when you ride your bike past a McDonalds and smell the french fries you can't afford.

So relax, don't listen to the naysayers. Pump that shit into your heart, lean back into a puddle of warm piss and get ready for the ride of your life.
 
It's a great help for longevity too. William S. Burroughs got to his early 80's, so it's really another form of health food.
 

Gerard K H Love

Appreciate your friends
Yes right up to the day you realize it is not getting you as high as it use to and when it feels bad to not be high. We hope you are kidding but maybe one day you will stop posting after you sell you computer so you can get a fix. Then you will steal some money from your dad's wallet and your friends wallet and on and on until you are a complete and total slave to the next high which will never be enough. You go ahead and purr. It will never ever be that good again and it will never feel as good to be sober again.
 

bospress.net

www.bospress.net
plus turning man-tricks to score is a serious downside.

It may be fun now, but will be less fun when you have to suck old men off to get a fix.

Bill
 

jordan

lothario speedwagon
and here i've been sucking off old men and not getting high at all! i didn't realize about the whole quid pro quo thing, although i had a feeling i was supposed to be getting something out of it too.
 
All this heroin talk is okay but I'm not having any problem with that but I still am concerned that I'm not getting the full effect of the anti-biotics, if anybody would have any suggestions, like the helpful Bukfan, I would certainly try them out.

Again, the heroin seems to be working fine and there's no bad drug interaction with the anti-biotic, just how can I most effectively adminster the pill, it's called Azithromycin by the way.

and here i've been sucking off old men and not getting high at all! i didn't realize about the whole quid pro quo thing, although i had a feeling i was supposed to be getting something out of it too.

It was very nice meeting Jordan the other day.
 

Bukfan

"The law is wrong; I am right"
slimedog said:
It was very nice meeting Jordan the other day.

You could at least have given Jordan something in return, slimedog. I mean, since he's such a mitey willing boy...:D
 
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number6horse

okyoutwopixiesoutyougo
Forget about trying heroin, mikeypants. You will most likely end up an addict. Remember what Miles Davis said about heroin addiction (his and everyone else's) - basically everyone starts snorting, then switches to needles because snorting doesn't get the job done. Then $20 dollars is not getting it done, so you spend $50, then.....on and on.... Near the end, Davis confessed he was stealing from his own friends and bandmates. He never mentioned sucking off strangers, but I assume that's because he kicked the habit in time.

With all apologies to any GLBT readers of this thread who may be offended by our use of the fellatio imagery, but it does demonstrate the desperation and degradation of the addict's situation, does it not ? Gay male addicts all wish they could service Olympic swimmers for their dope money, but usually settle for much less. (Michael Phelps smokes weed - leave him out of this !)
 

Black Swan

Abord the Yorikke!
Forget about trying heroin, mikeypants.

(Michael Phelps smokes weed - leave him out of this !)

Yes MP, forget about that shit. You'll see yourself throw up and fall asleep.
btw, I watched Michael swim across the Montreal olympic swimming pool, back and forth in 48 seconds. Just beautiful!

my two grams...
 
You could at least have given Jordan something in return, slimedog. I mean, since he's such a mitey willing boy...:D

I merley thought he was happy to see me. And expressed himself in a physical way.
 
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I don't know if anything we type here can stop you from pumping that crap into your arm. If you want to end up shitting in your mikeypants without noticing while waiting for the next customers to suck off, it's disgusting.
But if that's your idea, fine, it's your life. Go on and waste it.
I'm just thinking about the few ex-junkies I've known and they all missed years of their lifes ( and had serious brain damages "Huh? What did you say? Huh? I don't know man. Huh?" ). If you want to become a human garbage bag and be equally treated, that's sad.
But it's not my business. Kill yourself.
 

mjp

Founding member
Again, the heroin seems to be working fine and there's no bad drug interaction with the anti-biotic, just how can I most effectively adminster the pill, it's called Azithromycin by the way.
I took two rounds of Azithromycin early this year, and I found that the first round didn't do the job because I was taking them the way "the man" wanted me to - swallowing them.

For the second round I tried something different, and the effect of the antibiotic was immediate and wonderful. Here's how it's done:

1) Prepare your morning heart injection of heroin (30 - 40 grams depending on how good you need to feel).

2) Crush the "zith" with your NIN logo mortar and pestle.

3) Wet the penis of the old man who bought you the heroin (there are many ways to do this).

4) Sprinkle the zith on the penis and start sucking.

5) The old man holds the heart syringe, and just as he is about to -- "attain satisfaction" -- he jams that fucker into your chest and hits the plunger with his thigh.

6) Stumble/fall back onto your filthy mattress and enjoy the potent cocktail of a few of the greatest known pleasures in the world.

Your infection will clear up eventually.

You can use this method too mikeypants. Just substitute your everyday laxative for the Azithromycin.
 
Thank you, MJP, for the helpful advice. I believe I'm taking the right dosage on the heroin so I think I'll stay with that for now and I purchased that NIN thingy today at Hot Topic, now as far as the old man advice-well, I'm the old man as hard as I try I just can't reach my penis so I just spit on it instead. All the other advice has seem to work really well and I guess they're right when they say whatever problem you have you can go to the Bukboard and get great advice.
 

bospress.net

www.bospress.net
I want a Bukowski branded mortal and Pestle to go with the beautiful bobble-head that I stare at as I inject the zith directly into my heart.

Bill
 

mjp

Founding member
Jesus christ, Bill! Don't be crazy! You can't inject zith straight into your heart! Good lord, man, are you trying to kill yourself?!

Never, ever inject anything but highly concentrated opiates and stimulants directly into your heart. Antibiotics, antidepressants and antipsychotic drugs should always be crushed and either snorted, taken orally (see #3 & #4 above) or administered via enema, in a mixture of hot red wine and pure lye (or Drano® in a pinch).

If the kids only take one thing away from this thread, let it be that.
 
Ahhhh, the kids should just take whatever Michael Jackson took, especially if they're trying to catch-up on their zzzz's. It worked for him.
 

Bukfan

"The law is wrong; I am right"
That's right. Here you go:

MichaelJacksonMedication.jpg
 
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