friends

[shoehn]

I need some new friends right now. How can I get outta this town I am in and move in with some of you people to start my new life?

 

[slimedog]

If you pm me I can give you MJP's home address-he'd be glad to see you.

 

[nervas]

Dude... I think you are quickly generating a new topic for Forum Fauna.

 

[mjp]

Yeah man, come on over. I'm rich and live in a big house. All you have to do is mow the lawn. I'm kind of particular about that though.

 

[Purple Stickpin]

"All right, now I want to tell you this. I am going to come out and check everything when you're finished, and when you're done I DON'T WANT TO SEE ONE HAIR STICKING UP IN EITHER THE FRONT OR THE BACK LAWN! NOT ONE HAIR! IF THERE IS...!"

 

[Nihil]

Hahaha!

 

[Ambreen]

"All right, now I want to tell you this. I am going to come out and check everything when you're finished, and when you're done I DON'T WANT TO SEE ONE HAIR STICKING UP IN EITHER THE FRONT OR THE BACK LAWN! NOT ONE HAIR! IF THERE IS...!"

Don't worry shoehn, that's the bad scenario, if ever you don't work correctly. But if the lawn is impeccable, he'll offer you some ice-cream, as rich and bourgeois people do.

 

[Lolita Twist]

I need some new friends right now. How can I get outta this town I am in and move in with some of you people to start my new life?

Drink two bottles of Port a day (in a box), buy a notebook, sleep on park benches, harass John Martin.