gregor and slimedog's Guide to Bartending and Mixology

[Stavrogin]

Dr Pepper Diet Cherry Vanilla mixed with J.W. Dant. World Cup demands it. Lolita, behave yourself. gregor and slimedog cater to all scum and villiany but threadkills will not be tolerated.

 

[slimedog]

I think that is quite the lovely poem.

 

[nervas]

Oh boy, has this replaced the now locked what I'm having for drinking thread?

 

[Gerard K H Love]

Great Thread. Good job on that.
MGD ice cold cans poured into frozen glasses. All on top of a tuna sandwich on a hot, damn hot day. It's amazing how much beer you can drink some times, if it's cold enough. I had a great thirst which helps me put a few down when I need 'em.

Oh, and f gregor and slimedog

 

[hoochmonkey9]

but I'm drinking the 2006. couldn't find a pic.

 

[mjp]

Thanks, I get $0.40 every time you buy a bottle. It's called Night Harvest because the family steals the grapes. I know that sounds bad, but trust me, growing grapes is a pain in the ass.

 

[number6horse]

The dainty little Frenchman* on the label has a nice ass. Just sayin'.
Like the ass I used to have. Before I started drinking.

*Oh c'mon Ambreen - he's wearing one of those Monet hats, for crying out loud.

 

[roni]

his beard reminds me of Van Gogh.

 

[hoochmonkey9]

stinkin' hot here today, so I wanted something tall and cool to drink. but all I have is cheap scotch and wine.

so I filled a high ball glass with ice, generous scotch, and topped it with Pellegrino. instant tall and cool!

but I guess that's just a scotch and soda.

note: I only mix cheap scotch, never single malts.

I'll tackle the wine later. stay tuned for drunken posts. heh.

 

[Gerard K H Love]

I won't have a hangover tomorrow. I am drinking pure water on ice.

 

[Ambreen]

*Oh c'mon Ambreen - he's wearing one of those Monet hats, for crying out loud.

It's not exactly the same shape as the hat worn in the Impressionnists' paintings (one call it " canotier "). Canotiers are not rounded.
http://www.objets-pub-express.com/media/canotier__008978200_0346_18032009.jpg