At my new job the wife of a young salesman there just had a little girl on the eleventh. Kelsey was 7 lbs. and 11 ozs. his first child. The good things that happen on 9/11.
Wait ... I thought I was too late to wish you a happy birthday, reading all the above posts, and then I noticed they are mostly from 2009 and 2010, including a few of my own, so I am not too late to say it in 2011:
In keeping with tradition, I've shown up way too damn late to the party, brought nothing, and will no doubt overstay my welcome. Sorry to miss your BDay...please don't take my personal failings personally...