Happy birthday the only good poet

[BukBirthdayBot]

Happy birthday, the only good poet.

 

[the only good poet]

The one candle on the cake signifies my genuine delight at receiving birthday wishes from a program. The years haven't quite tarnished me yet.

 

[mjp]

Ingrates!

I'm going to kill Marilyn and you're all going to miss her. You'll see.

 

[zobraks]

Kill Norma Jean by all means! :DD

 

[the only good poet]

The thing is, I was actually genuinely delighted.

 

[d gray]

it's like when the ATM tells you to have a good day after you use it.

post-modern irony at it's best...

 

[the only good poet]

The ATMs here don't have that capacity. At best, your balance is barely visible through a filthy scratched screen. That's not necessarily a bad thing.