hey dorks

[michaeLjerk]

bukowski is a fake. the ugly prick had tons of friends, including many famous douche bags. only idiots read his shit. his writing is so fucking simple i could have read all of his work in 5th grade.

to all you lonely cowards out there, get your own personality.

love ya.

bye.

 

[mjp]

love ya.

bye.

Bye, Captain Original.

 

[Johannes]

Bukowski would hate me, I mean, YOU!

 

[mjp]

No, you have it all wrong. Bukowski would love our friend. Look, he even calls himself Michael Chinaski. His music is awesome. Bukowski would have loved it. And hated us.

 

[Erik]

Dork?
Is that word still in use?
Long time no hear.

 

[bospress.net]

It is neo-douchebag lingo. Only the biggest douches here in the US still talk like that.

 

[mjp]

Wait, are you calling Michael Chinaski a douchebag? Whoa, Bukowski would hate your guts, man.

 

[bospress.net]

indeed, he does hate us all.

 

[michaeLjerk]

haha. they let me back on.

 

[hoochmonkey9]

haha! good one! you win.

 

[MULLINAX]

haha. they let me back on.

Would you ever consider shaving your arms?

I mean if you met someone you REALLY LIKED?

Your pirate hat is cute, but you should post a picture of yourself wearing your sweaty gasmask.

 

[michaeLjerk]

lawl. these guys are brutal.

im willing to bet that very few of you could get a girl like that.

 

[hoochmonkey9]

true. I like my girls with eyes and a mouth. I'm picky.

 

[mjp]

a girl like that.

I can only imagine what "that" is, and what it would cost for a doctor to cure it once you got it.

 

[Bruno Dante]

Tell me, Michael - did "Ice, Ice, Baby" ruin your life?

 

[Mark73]

you could get a girl like that.

Thank God I'm gay.

 

[Black Swan]

I always wondered "what a girl like that" means, really!

 

[esart]

Since when are dorks bad anywayz? Don't they make all the green? This guy is a putz, if I may use a MUCH better word. A putz and a wiener-shine.