Why shouldn't I joint the national guard? I don't want to go to war. I'd hate to have to live halfway across the country and be that far away from my son. Although if it weren't for my son I would love to do the Navy, figuring chances of fighting are slim to none and I would have the benefit of seeing the world. But I smoke too many cigarettes and doing the water thing would be murder on my lungs. I also doubt I'd pass the psychological tests, if I were to be honest.
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Gerard K H Love
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The National Guard are the guys they send over there. If you are a nut no branch will take you.
Oh really? I always figured the National Guard did nothing but fight forest fires and hurricanes. Look at the Marines, nothing but a bunch of nuts, well after training at least. Thanks Gerard, I still have to look into this, maybe talk to a few recruiters and see what they have up their sleeves.
Gerard K H Love
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Recruiters are like used car salesmen. (the bad ones) They only want numbers. Find a recent vet hopefully a successful vet.
mjp
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Seriously? For a paycheck you would go get your nuts blown off in Afghanistan? Do you really believe so much in what America is doing over there that you will voluntarily sign up to go die for it?
Don't go fight for those idiotic pricks that started all this. They don't give a shit about you, and you could make just as much money working at a gas station and keep your nuts as a bonus.
Gerard K H Love
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Seriously, you can make more money in a gas station. (of course you could get your nuts blown off in a gas station as well.)