If you could ask bukowski one question.....

mjp

Founding member
He'd mock you for every time you pulled your cock out and spit on the "lesser" beings you feel SOOOOOO far superior to. If you want to shut the site down, shut it down. Stop crying about "idiotic hypothetical questions" ... it's all part of the equation. You call this a forum, right?
Oh, come on, man!

Aren't you the inspired wordsmith who said, "We're just plants, passing by. Feeding off of one another - growing with each other. Growth is our purpose. Adapting and changing and learning from our past mistakes and making new mistakes and moving from them."

Your beautiful words are so profound, yet you insult me here, as if this is some cut-rate mini mall ghetto where you can slum with pigmantoo, chuckling at the curious habits of the homeless and grooming each others fur with your sandpapery, vicious tongues!

How dare you. After everything I've done for you! I am devastated.
 
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should shut down the forum when it becomes overrun with clueless halfwits who do nothing but post idiotic hypothetical questions.

I wonder what he would advise me to do?
He would say: No advice - You asked for it.
 
How dare you. After everything I've done for you! I am devastated.
You see, the thing is ... I've never claimed my words are beautiful, my thoughts profound. I dont wax on and on about "what I've done" ... but, eh, it's your world here. You built a great website.*

So if you feel the need to belittle all the kids that come to the dance that you don't know, fair enough, brother. I mean, it is your site.

I love this little thing you created. Lots of great information to obtain, to devour and to subject the inferior minds we possess, to you sir. I apologize for my words, sir.

You are right, sir. I'm sorry.
So sorry, sir.

Forgive me?

(* I mean that.)
 
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Gerard K H Love

Appreciate your friends
I made it back to my home computer Thursday afternoon but worked straight through until today.

I want to ask Bukowski what he thinks of these whiny smart ass-ed pomo wannabes who want to take possession of his legacy.
 
Gerard - you come back after a brief layoff with Don't have a nice day and this post and it's frankly fodder for the tabloids. Enquiring Minds want to know. Might be male menopause and I personally cured that with ExtenZe and duct taping a leaky pipe. I'm only here to help.
 
I would ask him if I could take a picture of him and I. If he refused I would compliment him on his writing and leave the bastard alone.
 

esart

esart.com
Founding member
I would probably leave him alone too, but if I had to ask him something and knew I'd get a real answer, I'd want to know if he was ever able to forgive his parents.
 

Kisa2674

Sleeps in a yellow room
I'd say nothing but I'd bust ass to try to find a Payday for him. . .

Why do I feel dirty for answering this question?
 
"You know what a shit-barometer is, DennisLovesTheBeer ? Measures the shit-pressure in the air. You can feel it. Listen, DennisLovesTheBeer . Hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit. Can you hear it?... Oh, but you will, my sorry little friend, when the old shit-barometer rises, and you'll feel it too. Your ears will implode from the shit-pressure... beware my friend. Shit-winds are a comin'."
 
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