bospress.net said:In an episode of the Simpsons, Marge and Homer stumble out of the movie "Barfly" drunk.
Bill
I beg to differ. Men average 13.63 farts per day without counting the number of farts during sleep. That kind of flatulence is tough on an asshole.And then there are those assholes who try to ignite their fart.There are times this burns the inside of an asshole with flames shooting everywhere. And have you ever pinched a loaf so big it won't flush? Do you know how painful your asshole was before you coaxed it out. So do not dismiss the lack of skill of an asshole.Have you ever seen peanuts,caraway seeds, kidney beans, tomato seeds or corn kernels in your loaf? Your asshole had to live with those critters because of your gluttony. And your asshole has it easy. In Colonial America, corn cobs were the leading wipe in the country.So be more fecally sensitive regarding the strength and skill of the neglected asshole. Moreover,there can be incredible pain an asshole takes by assholes who hold farts back during social situations or when their date is nearby. The most skilled asshole in the history of civilization belonged to the Fartiste Joseph Pujol who performed at the Moulin Rouge in France. Pujol could rectally project a jet of water up to five feet and could break wind in baritone, tenor,and bass fart tones.That is some asshole. Even in death, the asshole is the last part of your body that still has the courage and skill to be heard. If an undertaker neglects to massage the corpse's lower abdomen to release any trapped gas, the corpse will fart during open casket viewing. So let's hear it for the asshole.There is no skill in being an asshole.
Thanks for the info Bill! I have the episode (328) I see. I?m going to watch it later...bospress.net said:Hi,
For those that did NOT know this, I am a nerd...
http://www.tv.com/episode/315351/summary.html
This episode is from 2004. I have seen it twice. The second time was just the other night....
Bill
bospress.net said:Hank Solo seems to have mad A/V talents to have captured that shot
number6horse said:In the film "Sideways", Giamatti's character makes mention of Buk. The scene is pretty funny, but I would rather not ruin it for anyone who hasn't seen it yet.
dermaface said:I beg to differ. Men average 13.63 farts per day without counting the number of farts during sleep. That kind of flatulence is tough on an asshole.And then there are those assholes who try to ignite their fart. ........ *** For those of you who want to see and hear a real asshole go to rossrunfola.com.
I think Giamatti is great, but man, Sideways bored the hell out of me. I realize that wasn't the case for everyone, but I just didn't get it. Maybe there was too much anticipation, since I'd only heard how glorious it was. I don't know.number6horse said:In the film "Sideways", Giamatti's character makes mention of Buk. The scene is pretty funny, but I would rather not ruin it for anyone who hasn't seen it yet.