Iron Maiden, plague or blessing?

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Ambreen said:
If I had stayed in good terms with the one who didn't let me accompany him to the gig, I would have shown him the thread and he would have severely beaten you up, mjp
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mjp has arms like Popeye. Well, only his right arm is like that. The left is normal size.

You know....

Bill
 
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slimedog

I will make lustful advances on all Iron Maidens drinking the goat's milk, listening to Otis Dredding and placing two rubbers with the hand on my dick.

Every night!
 
ROC

ROC

It is what it is
I thought Iron Maiden was funny.
Their songs literally made me laugh.


I liked the name though. What a horrible invention.
 
mjp

mjp

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Ambreen said:
If I had stayed in good terms with the one who didn't let me accompany him to the gig, I would have shown him the thread and he would have severely beaten you up, mjp
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A French man? what would he do, club me with a baguette? Blow cigarette smoke in my face? Surrender his city to me?

The French are a lot of things, frightening is not one of them. You make decent wine, terrible pop music, about 20% of your women are beautiful, and your men all look like garden gnomes in expensive Hermes slippers. Please.

Once when I was in Paris I accidentally bumped into a French man on the Metro and said, "pardonnez moi," and he just turned toward the wall, pissed his pants and wept quietly into his Le Monde.
 
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chronic

chronic

old and in the way
mjp said:
A French man? what would he do, club me with a baguette? Blow cigarette smoke in my face? Surrender his city to me?
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Funniest thing I've read all year. Had I been drinking milk it would have sprayed out my nose and all over my keyboard and monitor.

Thank you.
 
Ambreen

Ambreen

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I laughed too.

What I meant is that he would have beaten you up within the thread, with his terrible insults compared to which yours are similar to a teen I-Phone owner ( ;) ). He becomes verbally mad when someone pitches without reasons into one of his favourite bands. Especially when drunk.

As well as all of your fellow citizens don't look like obese rednecks, all French men don't look like how you've portrayed them, metal lovers above all. Those waddling in expensive clothes are faggots. He's everything but a faggot, with his very long hair, his Metallica t-shirts and his worn out pants.
...I'm defending him now, how nonsensical thing you make me do !

But I forgot that his English limits itself to his favourite metal bands' lyrics. I would have to translate his insults. But I'm no more his devoted servant. You're safe.

(So rubber is a synonym from condom, I now understand the meaning of the insult ...Wait a minute, you seem very well informed on the subject...
 
Gerard K H Love

Gerard K H Love

Appreciate your friends
I just now decided to listen to some Iron Maiden, what a joke. I remember when they were becoming known but not famous. People who listen to that are the same people who go to Renaissance Fairs dressed up like knights in shining amour or medieval morons of some sort or another. The same pukes who make the pilgrimage to the Excalibur Hotel in Las Vegas.

Oh my how daring they are to sing about the sign of the beast.

Very ugly guys with nice long hair. Sorry Ambreen I hope you aren't that into them.
 
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slimedog

I am beating my member, who I've dressed as a Frenchman, with a baguette while listening to the Iron Maidens and Van Morrison, who I've dressed as Otis Redding, is weeping into his absinthe.
 
chronic

chronic

old and in the way
I've always viewed Iron Maiden as being sort of like a "tough" version of The Archies... you know, bubblegum with a bad boy persona geared to kids who liked to read Tiger Beat magazine.
 
mjp

mjp

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Ambreen said:
...I'm defending him now, how nonsensical thing you make me do !
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That's because as an American, I have the ability to manipulate any French person. We can all do it, but by nature we are a kind people, so you will rarely witness us using our powers over the French.
 
james

james

slimedog said:
I am beating my member, who I've dressed as a Frenchman, with a baguette while listening to the Iron Maidens and Van Morrison, who I've dressed as Otis Redding, is weeping into his absinthe.
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i must say, that's pretty funny...
 
CRBSMILE

CRBSMILE

It's obvious that Dickenson has lost his mind. Maybe growing that hair took too many brain cells.
slimedog, you must be a busy busy man!:)CRB
 
Ambreen

Ambreen

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mjp said:
That's because as an American, I have the ability to manipulate any French person. We can all do it, but by nature we are a kind people, so you will rarely witness us using our powers over the French.
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Not at all, man !
I miss him but don't want to accept this truth. I was just cheating with myself when I accused you of making me defend him. I actually did it deliberately ; I'm asserting that in one of my rare moments of lucidity.
No American did manipulate me but I did use an American as an alibi to conceal my weakness.

Gerard K H Love said:
People who listen to that are the same people who go to Renaissance Fairs
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Not at all, man !
Guys who saw them told me that the spectators could be mainly divided into two categories :
-Young metal fans.
-Older men in their forties and fifties following them since the beginning who now have less hair, more stomach, and keep sweating.

No place for the pukes you're talking about.

Gerard K H Love said:
Oh my how daring they are to sing about the sign of the beast.
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An incredibly daring and subversive band, indeed.
And do you know what Bruce do when he gets angry ? As Bill's video magnificently shows it, he enters in a bar, seizes a tv and violently throws it on the floor. Hulk can go back where he came from. Angry Bruce makes me shudder with terror.

Gerard K H Love said:
Very ugly guys with nice long hair. Sorry Ambreen I hope you aren't that into them.
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Nice long hair, what else ?
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Rob.

Rob.

I love Maiden, and I have never been to a Ren faire.

I am aproching my 40's, and still have my full compliment of hair (Cut shorter, by choice).
I maintain a 32" waiste, and sweat minimally.
 
Ambreen

Ambreen

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Oh I didn't want to hurt anyboby ! I just reproduced their words, which were caricatural ones ; these idiots aimed at disgusting me. I have no prejudices against and no problems with middle-aged men, on the contrary ;)

Strangegirl, we're not on Meetic
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mjp

mjp

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Ambreen said:
Not at all, man!
No American did manipulate me but I did use an American as an alibi to conceal my weakness.
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Please baby, don't get all snitty like that. It doesn't suit you.

You seem frightened, but you don't have to be. None of these commoners have to know what we do behind closed doors. There's nothing wrong with wanting to be ridden like a pony. I find it charming. And you know I've never turned you down when you've asked for the crop...
 
scribbler

scribbler

I'd pay a hundred bucks to see Maiden...200 hundred if Gore Beyond Necropsy opened up for them.
I'm middle aged and well past most nonsensical concerns. But metal, along with so much other music I like, remains important to me.
I wont be fat and hairless, but if you see me at the show, I'll likely be reveling correctly, amongst the delighted horde...a proper dumbass having a ball. All those there annoyed by this will just have to endure. They will have no choice.
 
Ambreen

Ambreen

Sordide Sentimental
strangegirl said:
Hmm not familiar with this???:confused:
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I was sure that thing was an American invention. You made me doubt, I've just checked and have discovered it's 100% French !
It's a meeting website. You know, something as daring and subversive as Maiden's lyrics about the Beast.

mjp said:
You seem frightened, but you don't have to be. None of these commoners have to know what we do behind closed doors.
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Excuse-me sir, but who are you ? I don't know you from Adam.
As for you, you seem to know Iron Maiden quite well. And to love them :

mjp said:
When you fuck Iron Maiden, use two rubbers. Trust me.
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But not in the same way than those who know and love them for their music. Well, that's your private life, it is none of my business, don't worry, I won't annoy you anymore, you can quietly carry on what you were doing with them.

scribbler said:
I'd pay a hundred bucks to see Maiden...
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I'd pay the double to see MetallicA once in my life. They were in Paris yesterday and Wednesday, whereas I was spending sleepless nights for my two last exams. Life's so unfair.
http://www.canalplus.fr/c-humour/pid2397-c-le-petit-journal.html
Look Gerard, these are the same kind of people who listen to Iron Maiden (if you're careful, you will see that some of them are actually wearing Iron Maiden t-shirts). Do you really see any knight of the Round Table among these headbangers ?
 
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