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hoochmonkey9

Art should be its own hammer.
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Hey Hooch - whats your address? I've got some shiney new anal beads I'm dying to try out!!! :D

don't worry, there's a car coming to pick you up. just be ready by 7, and wear the outfit I Fed Ex'd you. you're ok with a ball gag, right?
 
Ball gag. Heh. To make tonight extra special for you, I've been working on overcoming my gag reflex (wink wink). Bring on the dancing horses!!!!
 

hoochmonkey9

Art should be its own hammer.
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nice.

I have a regular ball gag and one made out of a wiffle ball, in case you have a cold with a stuffy nose. I'm a thoughtful lover.

o, my safe word is 'butterfly.' just an FYI.
 

ROC

It is what it is
Happy new year to all us faggy fag fag fags!

May your latex stay supple and your gag reflexes be gone!
 

hoochmonkey9

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Funny, mine is Morrissey.

that's what you were saying? I thought it was "More, Steve! more, Steve!"

but everything gets muffled with a ball gag, as you know.

I was worried when you passed out. I didn't stop doing my business, mind you, but I was worried.
 

hoochmonkey9

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I don't think there's any need to hide our naked rough man love from people anymore.

we are who we are, if they can't accept it, I wasn't made for this world.
 

nervas

more crickets than friends
hahhaha, that was great! Everytime I go to a Laker game, Jake Gylenhall(sp?) is around, chatting it up and I always want to quote that line to him. But I respect some of his work, so I chuckle inside and walk away. But I swear it makes me laugh everytime.
 

bospress.net

www.bospress.net
hahhaha, that was great! Everytime I go to a Laker game, Jake Gylenhall(sp?) is around, chatting it up and I always want to quote that line to him. But I respect some of his work, so I chuckle inside and walk away. But I swear it makes me laugh everytime.

A few years ago my wife wanted to go see a movie on her birthday. She loves horror. We got a babysitter and went to the movies. The movie that she wanted to see was sold out. She saw a poster for Brokeback Mountain. Neither of us had heard anything about this movie (I guess that we were the only 2 people that had not heard about it). I hate cowboy movies, but love my wife and figured that I could suffer through a country music cowboy music movie. About half way through, they just start fucking each other. I was stunned. I have no problem with gay people, but need a little warning! We were both shocked. The movie was good. I would have had no problem seeing it, but again, knowing what I was getting into would have been nice.

We still laugh at ourselves because of that one..

Bill

p.s. If anyone remembers the movie Deathtrap it was the same thing. As some point, out of NOWHERE Christopher Reeve and Michael Caine just start making out. Tongues and all. Ha!
 

nervas

more crickets than friends
Yeh, I initially watched Brokeback just to be able and get all the quotes, scenes that Howard Stern was so interested in talking about every morning, back when it first came out. It was fine. Not bad, not great.
 

number6horse

okyoutwopixiesoutyougo
I have not and never will watch Brokeback Mountain because I absolutely cannot fucking stand Ang Lee and his precious, precious cinematic "insights" into the fragile human heart and it's yearning desires and blah, blah, blah. I think he absolutely sucks at what he does. The Ice Storm was just a flat and miserable piece of film-making and Crouching Donkey Hidden Penguin was a joke, too. Of course every time I explain this to someone, they say "Oh just go ahead and say it out loud: You don't want to watch a gay storyline and it makes you uncomfortable !" That's not true. Sean Penn's performance in Milk enthralled me and he couldn't keep his tongue out of other men's mouths for more than two scenes in a row, it seemed. Fine - I can roll with that. But what I CAN'T roll with is a bad script. Or an average script with bad directing.

What was this thread about again ? The acid plays tricks on my memory....
 

jordan

lothario speedwagon
funny post, but you wouldn't find it so funny if you had read the thread over at the S&M forum i post on (www.safewordisringworm.com/forum) about whether or not natural polished ram's horn anal beads are really better than the synthetic, molded variety. people can be such sensitive assholes about certain topics.
 
I have not and never will watch Brokeback Mountain because I absolutely cannot fucking stand Ang Lee and his precious, precious cinematic "insights" into the fragile human heart and it's yearning desires and blah, blah, blah. ....

Exactly why I haven't seen Hulk.
 
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