Last Meal
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I suppose that given the choice, I'd opt for the cold pussy. Well, perhaps luke warm (no offense, Father Luke). Kinda like on Family Guy where they pose the question whether you'd rather screw Queen Latifah or Halle Berry, but she's been dead for six hours. I'd take Halle Berry everytime.
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my the turn that this thread has taken....
Sushi rocks. Even in NASCAR-loving Dover we get OK sushi. Still, nothing like Northern Virginia. The upper middle class folks there LOVED it and there were dozens of decent places within 15 miles. $8 for all you can eat sushi lunch. Really it could not be beat.
Bill
Sushi rocks. Even in NASCAR-loving Dover we get OK sushi. Still, nothing like Northern Virginia. The upper middle class folks there LOVED it and there were dozens of decent places within 15 miles. $8 for all you can eat sushi lunch. Really it could not be beat.
Bill
Father Luke
Founding member
No offense taken. And to show my heart is in the
right place, I'll eat pussy hot or cold.
number6horse
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I just remembered something from the Steve Dahl radio show here in Chicago, where he was trying to put together a cookbook/recipe book that consisted entirely of actual Last Meals requested by death-row inmates. This was several years ago and I don't know if he ever pulled it off.
I do recall him talking about one of the most delicious-but-unhealthy foods I ever heard of called Scotch Eggs. Anyone heard of this one ? It involves a hard-boiled egg, battered and deep-fried, then covered in syrup (maybe more ingredients were involved).....Hey - if you don't have any long-term health concerns....:)
I do recall him talking about one of the most delicious-but-unhealthy foods I ever heard of called Scotch Eggs. Anyone heard of this one ? It involves a hard-boiled egg, battered and deep-fried, then covered in syrup (maybe more ingredients were involved).....Hey - if you don't have any long-term health concerns....:)
Scotch eggs deep fried. I've not heard of that before. Usually with a scotch egg you have the boiled egg wrapped in sausage meat, then covered in breadcrumbs. They taste better heated though you can eat also them cool as a packed lunch / picnic snack. They fit under the sausage roll, meat slice envelope of food, the kinda thing you get from a bakery.
Scotch Eggs can be deep fried. They used to serve them as part of a school meal when I was in primary school (about 7 or 8 years old). They were delicious, crispy on the outside. As far as I know, such wholesome food isn't served in schools today - my kids have never had them like that as school. Occasionally buy them at the deli counter in the supermarket, but I've never tried to fry them myself.
number6horse
okyoutwopixiesoutyougo
the only good poet
One retreat after another without peace.
deep-fried scotch eggs.
i think i will skip the last meal
and get straight on with the execution,
please!
i think i will skip the last meal
and get straight on with the execution,
please!
Gerard K H Love
Appreciate your friends
Speaking of hot or cold I knew a girl who would give a hot and cold and hot and cold and hot blow job. Ice cubes and hot tea and lots of work.
Do you think the warden would approve? They are going to kill you anyway.
Father Luke
Founding member
Whatever my last meal, be it pussy or eggs, I'd really prefer it to go.
the only good poet
One retreat after another without peace.
you got it, Father :D
number6horse
okyoutwopixiesoutyougo
Yes.
A new environment
where the sheriff can't find you
and there are actually women....
:D
Spinach
valid point father!
as for me, i would definitely NOT order something, that i like, because this would make it harder for me to part with this world.
i'd have the shittiest, ugliest, worst smelling food you can image, so that i'd be happy to leave...
.....Or arrive
Yes, Sushi. All the Fatty Tuna and Giant clam I could eat. Just replace the wine with Asahi and it's all good.
This reminds me of "Bad Is Bad" an often over looked cut off of Huey Lewis and the News' "Sports" album.
Across the street, a neon sign
All you can eat for a dollar ninety nine
Our soul stew is the baddest in the land
But one dollar's worth was all that I could stand
But sometimes, sometimes bad is bad
Cool is a rule, but, sometimes, bad is bad.
I would be afraid of $8 all you can eat Sushi
Thanks Love.
Flame-grilled porterhouse at Tad's Steaks, of course. A 40 oz rocket of Ballantine Ale wrapped tightly in a paper bag would wash it down. There might be some greasy grilled toast or some iceberg lettuce swimming in blue cheese alongside. I would use my ATCK (Analog Time-Control Knob - "attack") to slow this meal down enough to outlive my jailers and executioners. Then I would walk out of that place, freshly fueled, humanity freshly fooled, turn the knob back up to eleven, wondering about the crimes and last-meals still to come.
Flame-grilled porterhouse at Tad's Steaks, of course. A 40 oz rocket of Ballantine Ale wrapped tightly in a paper bag would wash it down. There might be some greasy grilled toast or some iceberg lettuce swimming in blue cheese alongside. I would use my ATCK (Analog Time-Control Knob - "attack") to slow this meal down enough to outlive my jailers and executioners. Then I would walk out of that place, freshly fueled, humanity freshly fooled, turn the knob back up to eleven, wondering about the crimes and last-meals still to come.
This has got to be one of the funniest threads I've yet to experience here! I can't believe it's been inactive for this long. But I guess you can only have one last meal, so it doesn't make for many multiple postings.
This might be a bit less 'exotic' than some of the previous posts, but mine would have to be pizza; HOT with tons of cheese, thick sliced peperoni and onions. A nice salad with home-made crutons, and wine. Nice to know that I don't have to be executed in order to obtain it, shit, I think I might try for this weekend! See you later at the "What I'm having for dinner" thread! SMILE:)CRB
This might be a bit less 'exotic' than some of the previous posts, but mine would have to be pizza; HOT with tons of cheese, thick sliced peperoni and onions. A nice salad with home-made crutons, and wine. Nice to know that I don't have to be executed in order to obtain it, shit, I think I might try for this weekend! See you later at the "What I'm having for dinner" thread! SMILE:)CRB
number6horse
okyoutwopixiesoutyougo
(Reviving this thread for real tonight..)
Tomorrow night at 6:00, I have to have my 17 yr. old Siamese/Tabby roommate put down. He is in Stage 2 Kidney Failure, along with other health issues, which means in about 30 days, he will be in agony and facing the end anyway, so.....
His last 24 hours are going to be as comfortable as possible.
The Menu:
All-white albacore tuna (plus water drained from can)
Italian Beef
Swiss Cheese
Milk
Butter Pecan ice cream
served in small portions tonight and tomorrow.
Tomorrow night at 6:00, I have to have my 17 yr. old Siamese/Tabby roommate put down. He is in Stage 2 Kidney Failure, along with other health issues, which means in about 30 days, he will be in agony and facing the end anyway, so.....
His last 24 hours are going to be as comfortable as possible.
The Menu:
All-white albacore tuna (plus water drained from can)
Italian Beef
Swiss Cheese
Milk
Butter Pecan ice cream
served in small portions tonight and tomorrow.
number6horse
okyoutwopixiesoutyougo
Thanks hank solo. It's never easy, but in this particular situation, I have to remember that IF I DON'T ACT NOW.... in 30 days it will be much, much worse.
Tonight is a fine peaceful night. Snow is falling, with more coming tomorrow. And since I don't have to work on Thursday, I have a full 24 hours to deal......
(I know I know.... lighten up Dave - you're not making REAL funeral arrangements and dealing with documents and wills and attorneys. At least the legal system will leave you alone on this one !)
Tonight is a fine peaceful night. Snow is falling, with more coming tomorrow. And since I don't have to work on Thursday, I have a full 24 hours to deal......
(I know I know.... lighten up Dave - you're not making REAL funeral arrangements and dealing with documents and wills and attorneys. At least the legal system will leave you alone on this one !)
Yeah,really sorry to hear of this #6. I have a 12 yr. old Siamese mix room mate myself. watched her being born. She's given me lots of companionship over the years. sometimes I think of what it will be like living without her. Sad. Its great that you will make your cats last day special. my condolences.