Let me introduce myself. This hello crap would make Bukowski puke!

mjp

mjp

Founding member
Your monkey is safe here. He was sick from drinking that vodka that you guys distill in the trunks of your Trabants. He sends you this message:

"Come to America! The girls are prettier and the liquor does not scar the throat! Bring many złote! Kebabs expensive!"

That's all he said.
 
R8R ROK

R8R ROK

Ok , since some of you think Larry King is not intellectual enough for this forum, let me tell you what I am watching tonight.

Major Payne
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Major Payne: Let's move it, you turds. You'll get no sympathy from me. You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphillis. That's where you'll find my sympathy. This ain't no walk in the park. Let's go. Hustle, hustle, hustle.

Oh , I love this site.

I hope Y'all like my new User Id photo.
 
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chronic

chronic

old and in the way
Who said Larry King isn't "intellectual enough for this forum?" He's welcome to join it anytime. I'd love to discuss with him what he thinks Bukowski's take on selling dolls named after Obama's children would be.

You seem to think that I'm an elitist or something because I think Larry is a terrible interviewer. I'm not, but I don't think that a modicum of intelligence or knowledge of one's subject is a lot to ask for from someone who makes his living doing interviews. And I do think it's a little bit sad that people treat King's show as anything more than pap.

Me? I'd just prefer to watch Bill Moyers' worst interview over Larry King's best.
 
R8R ROK

R8R ROK

chronic said:
Me? I'd just prefer to watch Bill Moyers' worst interview over Larry King's best.
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I used to love watching Bill Moyer so I think we can agree on that.

I will repeat this again. I am not "into" Larry King but I do know this about him. He may not have a modicum of intelligence or knowledge of his subjects but that is why he gets all of the people on his show. Because he basically doesn't JUDGE them. You could probably learn a little something from him and Major Payne.

When is the last time you went fly fishing??

homeless mind said:
You watch Bill Moyers?
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Is there something wrong with Bill Moyers??
 
ROC

ROC

It is what it is
I just read this entire thread and I want my god damned 2 minutes back!

Fuck it.
 
mjp

mjp

Founding member
Everyone on TV is Jewish, haven't you heard? They control all the money too.

The beauty of Larry King is that he would interview Hitler, and he'd ask him things like, "Does your wife like your moustache? It looks like it would be scratchy." and "Adolph - it's an unusual name, where's it from?"
 
Lolita Twist

Lolita Twist

Rose-hustler
I'm Jewish by injection. But we have no money. Nor are we on TV. We don't even get published. We got fucked in the whole deal.
 
Ronzo

Ronzo

Well Mr. R8R RoK, welcome to the forum. I loved your first post. It kind of makes me feel good for someone to tell us that Hank would roll over in his grave about the BS posted on this site. Frankly I believe that he would be at the track and then to the typewriter forthwith. Bukowski strikes me as the type who doesn'tgive two shits what other people think. My favorite football team is anyone that is playing the Raiders.
 
roni

roni

mjp said:
... he'd ask him things like, "Does your wife like your moustache? It looks like it would be scratchy." and "Adolph - it's an unusual name, where's it from?"
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"Oh, well, she fell in love with this comedian, you know, Shirley Champling or something, and she thought that moustage would look cute together with my funny hairdo.

And that name - yes, it's unusual. It has an ancient teutonic root meaning 'The one with no scrotum'.

But let us now talk about my new book. It's called 'Mine Cumph' and is about a madman who got seriously traumatised through poverty-childhood and World-War 1, so he decides to become a mass-murderer. Go buy it! I intend to make a live-performance out of it."
 
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