Lit Agents

[Bruno Dante]

I love threads like this :D
I don't fancy their chances in Hollywood if this is how they react to criticism though.

 

[bospress.net]

yeah, true. Someone with that a thin skin will get eaten alive when he finds out what he has to do to get a job in the business.....

 

[mjp]

mjp i will pay for your gender reassignment surgery if you give me your first years takings.

Thanks, but that's already taken care of. It's the first thing I paid for when I sold my screenplay.

 

[Gerard K H Love]

Moonshine is now going to become a literary agent specializing in trans gender mentally challenged corgi lovers who write stories about kittens.


Seriously, it looks as though a few people got to the lever of over reacting. I hope we all become friends.

 

[nervas]

Hasn't this dude created a new Forum Fauna yet?

 

[roni]

[...] http://bastarduniverse.blogspot.com/search?q=michael+phillips[...]

funny:
mjp looks a little bit like Rasputin on that one:

 

[Mark73]

I wrote a screenplay about an H&M employee who's not sure if she's a lesbian and her "boyfriend" picked up a homeless dog and named him Goebbels, man that freaking funny movie will make me rich and famous.

 

[mjp]

mjp looks a little bit like Rasputin...

Indeed, the similarities are astounding. We were both falsely accused of heresy, and both have a way with the ladies, due to our magnetism and obvious and overwhelming handsomeness.

Dickie Richards wants to murder me over a 10 year old email, which is similar to how Rasputin came to an end, only without the email. The major difference is that everyone would know that Richards did me in. Rasputin's killer is still at large. I think he's living in Costa Rica with Hitler.

 

[Gerard K H Love]

Now I think I know why the picture is cut into four pieces.

 

[Black Swan]

funny:
mjp looks a little bit like Rasputin on that one:

True enough,

 

[Bukfan]

Here's a sharper photo.

The eyes are a bit like mjp's too.

 

[d gray]

legend has it that rasputin was the john holmes of prognosticators...

 

[Gerard K H Love]

Yeah, he had the biggest prog.

 

[d gray]

hey now!