michael philips...

mjp

Founding member
mjp was in one of my dreams recently. he was the leader of some weird group of machinegun-toting terrorists, of which i may have also been a member. i think we were trying to kill aliens.
Did the aliens look like this?

alienfighting.jpg


I've been hunting these fuckers for some time.
 

chronic

old and in the way
You're hunting Scientologists?

There are a couple of buildings in Hollywood just full of the critters.
 

justine

stop the penistry
not so odd: i've read your blog, and there's also the author photo. it got completely exaggerated in my dream (which is the usual). actually, i also had another dream that you featured in, awhile back, and i think you were a psychic, or you were going to a psychic reading (i think roni was in that one as well).

and before you get creeped out: many of the people i knew through the interwebs turn up in my dreams. the inside of my head is like cable tv most nights.
 
mjp was in one of my dreams recently. he was the leader of some weird group of machinegun-toting terrorists, of which i may have also been a member. i think we were trying to kill aliens. i don't really remember it all that well, but there was a big shoot-out with some police near the end.

Oh, that was a dream!? I always thought buknet actually IS a group of machinegun-toting terrorists who're trying to kill aliens!
 
Oh yeah, I was only in one movie, and The Man screwed me out of a credit. It's been a tough road, I tell you.
Man...I'm a Sheree North fan from way back. Some guys :(

There is a guy who walks around my home town of Santa Cruz, and he wears pink women's clothing. He carries a parasol which has been lined with tin foil. It's not for me, but every nut has its tree I suppose.
Dang Padre!, that photo has lots of sun...and men who wear pink suits in public. The wife has been making noises about moving again. Santa Cruz a viable locale for a guy like me? Years ago I met this cat at Andy's (a seaside bar back home) and he told me he was from Ventura, and that it was real nice. Beach, cool people etc.

I ain't got much California experience, spent the blizzard of '78 in the barracks at Alameda, that's about it.
 

justine

stop the penistry
i remember someone telling me about that scientology movie awhile back, and that john travolta was going to star... i thought it was just a stupid rumour, but it's for real??
 

Black Swan

Abord the Yorikke!
The Scientologists,
getting clear, right?
remember some of them
smiling oddly through the good, the bad and the ugly
no difference...
 

Gerard K H Love

Appreciate your friends
...and this thread is the Michael Philips thread...and we are on Scientology? They could be offended and come after us.
They have a huge compound near here. With castles and gated condos and lots of security. Tom Cruise and John Travolta fly in to visit- rumors. They havn't had a church social or bake sale or anything.
 

Ponder

"So fuck Doubleday Doran"
RIP
In about 4 weeks it is the birthday of our boss!
Unfortunately then it's my birthday too.

Who's gonna pay for the goddamn drinks.
 

Gerard K H Love

Appreciate your friends
Does PayPal work in this situation? in about 4 weeks it will be my Dad's 80th B-day.
Our Boss. Ha Ha. He does have his finger on all of our buttons. I better watch my step or I'll get one of those "go fuck myself someplace else" p.m.s like the first time.
In advance-because a good kiss ass is always prepared- Happy Birthday and I hope all goes well on this very special occasion. Thank you Ponder. Happy Birthday to the supreme being of Bukowski.net.
 

Ponder

"So fuck Doubleday Doran"
RIP
Ah, 80, very nice.
Buk wanted to become 80 he said, so he could fuck a 18 year old girl.
Your dad might have some other goals?
 

mjp

Founding member
I better watch my step or I'll get one of those "go fuck myself someplace else" p.m.s like the first time.
Those were the days, weren't they? ;)

You can see why I needed hank solo and Father Luke to moderate. I am clearly not cut out for the job.
 

hank solo

Just practicin' steps and keepin' outta the fights
Moderator
Founding member
Hey, watch it man. I'm packing my steel...
 

hoochmonkey9

Art should be its own hammer.
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Founding member
well, I heard mjp goes to his gallery and movie opening in his pyjamas!

or is that julian schnabel...I dunno...
whatever, same diff.
 

mjp

Founding member
Me? No, no. I go in a suit and tie and slap around the likes of posers such as Julian Schnabel. Please! Julian Schnabel can't carry my jock.
 

Rekrab

Usually wrong.
90% of my dreams have the same plot, except the police ARE the aliens.

mjp: tell your uncle that the screwdriver would be okay if they made the head on the screws a bit deeper. As is, the damn screws are trashed by the driver. The fault is in the screws, not in the phillips.
 
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