My friend has 3 manuscripts to sell (The Unofficial Cornelis Vreeswijk thread)
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chronic
old and in the way
She's absolutely right! What's $1,500.00 to you guys anyway... giving up your Cristal and caviar for one evening? Skipping this weeks poodle grooming? You'd be much better off spending such a trifling amount to find out if the manuscripts are real or not. I'm disappointed in you people.
... and you call yourselves civilized.
mjp
Founding member
Carla, you're so devastatingly witty and cutting. This is so easy for you, isn't it -- so effortless and cruel. You are certainly putting us all in our place, you fragrant little bottlerocket!
When your "friend" found you on the mail order bride web site he really got more than he bargained for, didn't he? He thought you would be grateful to come to America, yet now you pout and stomp around the studio apartment whining that you require Prada handbags and non-horsemeat hamburgers. It didn't take long, did it? It's vicious, grey-toothed Eastern Bloc cunts like you that give the whole Internet-girlfriend industry a bad name. You should be ashamed.
You'd better be careful, or your "friend" will trade you in for a Malaysian ladyboy with a harelip and a wooden leg who's happy to shop at Payless Shoes every few months. Prada bag indeed!
When your "friend" found you on the mail order bride web site he really got more than he bargained for, didn't he? He thought you would be grateful to come to America, yet now you pout and stomp around the studio apartment whining that you require Prada handbags and non-horsemeat hamburgers. It didn't take long, did it? It's vicious, grey-toothed Eastern Bloc cunts like you that give the whole Internet-girlfriend industry a bad name. You should be ashamed.
You'd better be careful, or your "friend" will trade you in for a Malaysian ladyboy with a harelip and a wooden leg who's happy to shop at Payless Shoes every few months. Prada bag indeed!
Dear mjp, why don't you disclose your name? Are you a castrati? A man with no balls? If you grow so balls you will publish your real name and you won't be hiding Under a blog full of losers. (With few exceptions) Maybe you are just a poetry fan virgin with no life calling himself An expert on an author who wouldn't give a fuck about a virgin like you Well my testicules-less friendo you better dont die a virgin there's so many Terrorist waiting for you in heaven, that goes for the other 70 like you in this blog Moreover, maybe the only way for you to get a woman it might be the Russianswife.com Site.....lots of Natasha's out there! But remember : no Gucci no coochie Mmmmmh, somebody is going to the flee market! You might also find the last season of glee in there
mjp is not a virgin. we all chipped in and got him a hooker.
mjp
Founding member
Did I ever thank you guys for that?
No no no, I'm a woman with a penis. Totally different thing.
Members of the Sonny Vincent crew never disclose their name. Wanna meet Sonny?
Since he seems to be a musician, I'd rather compare it to my relationship with Gainsbourg than with Bukowski. I guess. (Even though I ain't a member of a society dedicated to Gainsbourg, of course.)
Maybe Eric feels like telling a bit about his musical hero?
What is it with this guy, Eric?
Bukfan
"The law is wrong; I am right"
He was a very famous Swedish musician, born in Holland but immigrated to Sweden with his parents in 1949 at the age of 12.
From Wikipedia:
"A political singer with a bohemian lifestyle, Vreeswijk remained controversial in the sixties and early seventies, idolized by his fans but disapproved of by many others for his "rude" language and persistent interest in "unsuitable" people like prostitutes and criminals. Some of his records were blacklisted by the public broadcasting company Sveriges Radio"
A sort of Swedish Bukowski, maybe? :D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornelis_Vreeswijk
From Wikipedia:
"A political singer with a bohemian lifestyle, Vreeswijk remained controversial in the sixties and early seventies, idolized by his fans but disapproved of by many others for his "rude" language and persistent interest in "unsuitable" people like prostitutes and criminals. Some of his records were blacklisted by the public broadcasting company Sveriges Radio"
A sort of Swedish Bukowski, maybe? :D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornelis_Vreeswijk
Pogue Mahone
Officials say drugs may have played a part
Gentlemen, can we please fucking FOCUS for just ONE minute.
This thread did not start out with weird-ass Swedish musicians that are into cannibalism.
This thread is all about:
1) Bukowski original manuscripts now in possession of former KGB agents
2) Weird ass (cute) Russian chicks with a smart tongue
3) Feral cats
4) Good quality Crystal Meth
CARLA, I'll show you mine if you show me yours...
This poem is unpublished and was written by the great Charles Bukowski just weeks after the American bi-centennial - when every truly patriotic American man had a huge hard-on and wanted to kick Russian ass.
And even though we were in the middle of a dumb-ass Cold War with the equally stupid Soviet Union, Buk pays tribute to Stravinsky, a very talented Russian... if there is such a thing...
I would suggest that you cover up your Hello Kitty tramp stamp with this poem so your Johns can at least get some culture while they are riding you doggie style.
Just sayin...
This thread did not start out with weird-ass Swedish musicians that are into cannibalism.
This thread is all about:
1) Bukowski original manuscripts now in possession of former KGB agents
2) Weird ass (cute) Russian chicks with a smart tongue
3) Feral cats
4) Good quality Crystal Meth
CARLA, I'll show you mine if you show me yours...
This poem is unpublished and was written by the great Charles Bukowski just weeks after the American bi-centennial - when every truly patriotic American man had a huge hard-on and wanted to kick Russian ass.
And even though we were in the middle of a dumb-ass Cold War with the equally stupid Soviet Union, Buk pays tribute to Stravinsky, a very talented Russian... if there is such a thing...
I would suggest that you cover up your Hello Kitty tramp stamp with this poem so your Johns can at least get some culture while they are riding you doggie style.
Just sayin...
well, according to the CPI inflation calculator, that's 171.- USD now.
You can get a full run of 'Laugh Literary and Man the Humping Guns' for that (if you're lucky).
And Pogue: never again try to highjack a decent thead!
Who's Carla?
mjp
Founding member
Sure. Just come to Culver City and they will meet you in their lawyer's office and whisper the titles in your ear.