New Buknet Band Forming!

d gray

tried to do his best but could not
Founding member
wow ambreen - a straight, teetotaler vegetarian prude...i'll look you up next time i have insomnia!
 
Ambreen, I think these could use a Teetotalin Groupy...
no sex, no drugs just Rock n Roll.:D

Actually they can play pretty good. we might have some competition guys.
 

Bukfan

"The law is wrong; I am right"
Bukfan, you're right, I don't have such an extensive conception of the groupie. I refuse to be that kind of groupie.
Lolita... good luck !

As chronic says, Ambreen, that's the only kinds of groupies there is. Never mock something before you have tried it. Who knows, you might like it ;)
Here's a link to a famous book by a groupie called Pamela Des Barres. The title is, "I'm With The Band - confessions of a groupie". You can read some of the pages inside the book! Perhaps that will give you an idea of what it's all about:

http://www.amazon.com/Im-Band-Confe...=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1250627982&sr=1-1
 
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Lolita Twist

Rose-hustler
I have a different one by Des Barres, "Let's Spend the Night Together", after the Stone's song. It's great. Wonderful pictures.
 

Lolita Twist

Rose-hustler
Nono. I suggest Pasties & G-Strings by Tom Waits. Ain't that just a sexy Dylanesque voice?

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yeah, that's lascivious. Would be fitting to hear after the noise (and the first shocking lines), then this: There's no escaping the truth, Ambreen: Groupies have sex with the band. Prepare for the orgy.
 

1fsh2fsh

I think that I think too much
Founding member
No sex, no drug, only rock'n'roll,
damn kids....everybody knows you can't have real rock and roll without sex and drugs....(or drugs and sex) ( or drugs and drugs) ( or sex and sex and drugs) (or....) sad man, just goddamn sad.....
 
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1fsh2fsh

I think that I think too much
Founding member
Go get 'em, Amby!

"Amby" eh? yeah, I like that. It reminds me of those little pills, Ambien.The ones that make you brain dead and put you to sleep. oh yeah, they're just a shitload of fun.."Amby" heh,heh, yeah that works.....
 

mjp

Founding member
Well, it will have to do. I certainly can't call her by the name she wants me to use. Not in public, anyway.
 

Lolita Twist

Rose-hustler
Her costume is the trippy multi-coloured butterfly we see on the appealing commercials that make us say, "I want that narcotic, mommy!".

Similar to the absinthe butterfly we see in Baz Lurhman's Moulin Rouge.
 

Johannes

Founding member
Yeah, yeah, but not too positive. Something about vegetarians being to weak to live "the formula we are made out of" or something. It's in "Screams from the Balcony", I think.

The animals in his work are an interesting theme anyway. There is quite a number of them, to say the least.

But, then, this has nothing to do with our new Buknet Band!

(Except it would be called Unbeatable Gorgeous without Meat, which seems to be going into a different direction altogether)
 
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mjp

Founding member
Uh, no. Well, vegetarians are allowed in the band, but if they cry about having nothing to eat when we stop at Burger King at 3 AM, they'll have to ride back to the hotel on top of the van. Pick some weeds off the side of the road, hippie!
 

hank solo

Just practicin' steps and keepin' outta the fights
Moderator
Founding member
Strangeways, Here We Come? :D


You mean 'Meat Is Murder', of course.
 

Ambreen

Sordide Sentimental
wow ambreen - a straight, teetotaler vegetarian prude...i'll look you up next time i have insomnia!
Wow Dorian Gray, I myself slept only a few hours last night because of that damned heatwave (Thank God it's over now !). Instead, I read and saw two movies. If ever you come annoying me one night, I'll test on you the " head on a stick ", a very special technique with which the psycho killer from " Wolf Creek " immobilized one of his victims :
(Warning : that's a harsh scene !)
Don't worry, I'm not as cruel as him, I'll spare your fingers.

Man, we're not in a serious thread so I've voluntarily exaggerated. I know, I know ; sex, drug and rock'n'roll are deeply linked, that's what gives to rock all its savour, nothing new in that. Yet I think that too much sex and too much drug kill rock'n'roll. If I had to choose between auto-destructing myself and dying in my vomit like John Bonham or staying away from unsane excesses and being still alive like John-Paul Jones, I'd choose the second option.

As chronic says, Ambreen, that's the only kinds of groupies there is. Never mock something before you have tried it. Who knows, you might like it ;)
I don't think so, I can't conceive sex without feelings, I'm too romantic.
I was thinking to the groupie as someone supporting bands during concerts ! You know, the hysterical girls who shout ! Shouting, sure, I can do that to perfection.
(And I know Pamela des Barres ! I've mentioned her in the Muse thread.)

Or . Go get 'em, Amby!
Yeah, they rock and remind me of Arnold and Willy !
Eh ? What's that shitty nickname ? Why can't you call me your " little flower " in public ? What's wrong with that ? You've already done it in another thread and nobody found this shocking ! Come on my little angel, don't feel embarrassed, there's absolutely no reason, you know how much I like to hear your sweet voice pronouncing that lovely nickname.

Princess Ambivalentia.
I prefer Queen Ambreena !
Post Toxic, my dear friend, my nice neighbour, I do want to join the band. I know you won't refuse anything to me. So go persuade them to accept me. I'm going to listen to your links with devotion in the meantime.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !
 
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Black Swan

Abord the Yorikke!
We are seeking new recruits and have already secured a recording contract and world tour. Alas, a name has not been forged yet so we are open to suggestions. We will primarily be doing disco versions of classic metal songs and are actively seeking those who will be flexible to our style.

Okay , if you can find a part A part for accordion, you can count me in... I can become very versatile with mind altering substances. I can also play harmonica along with David, since he has such a collection of them and the spoons.
I found a great t- shirt in Arnhem "FUCK OFF I AM WITH THE BAND".
 
First, a groupie is never in the band.
But devotion is a good keyword.

I'm offering this agreement to you, Ambreen darling:

I'll put you over my knees and spank your heinie a while.
Then I'll take a huge black permanent marker and write the song lyrics
"What a groupie needs" onto it.
If you promise to moon that text on stage every night on our world tour,
you're invited.
 
Ah, my life was once Sex, Drugs & Rock N Roll.

Now it's marriage, light beer and French accordian music.

(Details coming soon for the world tour, we're all to meet in MJP's backyard where he has a giant tent for us to stay).
 

Bukfan

"The law is wrong; I am right"
I was thinking to the groupie as someone supporting bands during concerts ! You know, the hysterical girls who shout ! Shouting, sure, I can do that to perfection.
(And I know Pamela des Barres ! I've mentioned her in the Muse thread.)

You know Pamela Des Barres ,and still you did'nt know what a groupie was? I don't think you did you homework on Pamela Des Barres as well as you could. ;)
Anyway, you can still be a shouting cheer leader for the band, and please bring all your girlfriends along! I'm sure the band would love it...:)
 
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I've only read A Piece of My Heat:A Grownup Groupie by Des Barres that I got at the library-it was very well written and I'd like to read the others.

And Ambreen is in the band, no one will be excluded, and yes accordians are fine, Black Swan, too.

My (other) band has girls we call groupies that we don't have sex with, we're all married, you see. If you care to see me getting a lap dance on stage by one of them- get on facebook and search jim vacca, (i'm the one in the yellow t-shirt)my photos and Los Hermanos folder.
 
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