On Alcohol

Father Luke

Founding member
I don't drink anymore. Nor do I smoke anymore. Or smoke out or shoot
up. I even gave up cafeine.

I started drinking beer with illegal mexican farm workers when I was seven,
by 28 I was an alkie and a junkie and I had had hepatitis and been through
D.T.'s and been in and out of jails. I always liked pop-skull wine, i.e,
any wine that had a screw off cap - Night Train, Thunderbird,
Annie Greensprings... .

I'm not advocating a clean life style, but, at 46, I can say I am in better
physical condition than I have ever been in in my life.

I'm also flat-ass busted broke.

Six of one, twelve dozen of another.
 
Czechvar, an amazing beer. Strongly recommend it, anyone I've turned onto this beer hasn't gone back, any anyone whose tried it knows what I'm talking about. Again, Czechvar, in the European section of your beer store. Been drinking it religiously for at least two years.
 

vodka

Miss Take
i do not drink vodka. it sincerely repulses me.

if i drink, these days, it's beer and i don't usually drink more than two.

i've found that the older i get, the worse hangovers are. i hate hangovers.

i smoke a little pot, mostly at the end of the day after i've gotten everything done, but not every day anymore.

when i was younger i drank a lot. i did an enormous amount of drugs. as i get older, i just find that none if it is as fun as it used to be. there's other things i'm way more interested in doing with my time. maybe i'll die of a heroin overdose. it's the only drug i've ever truly loved. but i've got kids see... so i don't do that. but maybe it will be a different story when i'm 95 and frail and dying anyway. go out on a cloud of titties and all that...
 
beer and vodka.
with my parents, mostly. i don't complain. it's all free here, and we've got a nice little backyard with patio lights and candles lit on the table. it's a nice setup. when my grandpa was here we got to listen to his wild rants about the communists and the Nazis.
 
i try not to spend more than 10 bucks on a bottle of wine. and i do get caught up with animal labels. i think my last had a 43 pound rooster on it. if i'm in a bar i drink miller lite. beer gives me killer hangovers though. i dont think i've ever had one drinking wine. going out on a cloud of titties.. ok! i wish it too.
 

vodka

Miss Take
i totally shop for wine by the look of the label. my favorite is a bottle that sits on the back of my stove that my friend gigi brought over for me like two years ago...

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i like it because i'm a capricorn. and i do roam.

see?

fitting.
 
I believe Vodka should be stripped of her name, since she does not consume Vodka she is obviously not who she says she is.
 

vodka

Miss Take
my name was taken from vodkafamilywinstons.

which means something.

which means i'm the only person entitled to my name.

so there.

phhhhthththhthththhthhhhhh.
 
Okay, I guess you win.

My last name almost sounds like Vodka, in the past people would call me Jimmy Vodka.

Only started drinking Vodka in the last four years or so but now every week I have a few Black Russians, yum.
 

Father Luke

Founding member
my name was taken from vodkafamilywinstons.

which means something.

which means i'm the only person entitled to my name.

so there.

phhhhthththhthththhthhhhhh.

the Butthole Surfers were the vodkafamilywinston.
so, does that mean you are a butthole?
or a surfer?

or a Butthole Surfer?

i'm confused.


fondly,
Father Luke
a Butthole Surfer
(girls only please)
 

vodka

Miss Take
Father Luke, if anyone in this world knows the answer to that question, it would be you.

in this world, though, second to only you and maybe Bukowski (in that order of course), says it best.
 
"Beer and whiskey, whiskey and beer
Makes your mind grow cloudy, makes your eyes unclear
Makes you spend your money, your a worn out bum
(boom, boom go the bass drums)
Gimme some!" :D

Sung by Sammy Davis, Jr. in the Broadway musical Golden Boy
more years ago than I care to admit.
 
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