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[Black Swan]

Black Swan - what is it you mean about the sister and orange juice?

Lolita, no magic recipe here. I am just saying that this would make you throw up for sure.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

When you quit something, most people expect a reward. It does not happen that way, it is the freedom from substance abuse

that is to be appreciated. Plus, the extra pills that you have to shove in your bra, just in case... don't look as if you have 6 nipples...

You can actually leave home without it.

Although, nothing wrong with a little high when you can enjoy it.

 

[Lolita Twist]

I assure you I have not quit anything, nor do I have any desire or interest in quitting anything ever again. I'm not hard on myself, only most of my blood relatives are. But, merci.

 

[Black Swan]

Getcha!
I suppose that at my age, I can no longer take the heat.

 

[Lolita Twist]

There's no shame in that, either. Really I don't think there's any shame in anything, as long as it's done out of honesty.

 

[esart]

Morphine never did it for me....

what about fentanyl? hard to get an rx for it though.

 

[Lolita Twist]

My gram had those when she was dying of cancer. Apparently they were magic, but I'd have never stole those from her, and never found anybody with another script for it again. I'd like to get my hands on some, someday.

 

[slimedog]

Hmmm... this thread should be renamed What I'm Having For Drugging.

 

[Stavrogin]

Hush, slimedog, you'll kill the flow. This shit's a better read than Valley of the Dolls.

 

[esart]

lolita, are you actually diagnosed with anything to get pain meds from the doc? (just wondering)

 

[Lolita Twist]

I think so. I am, as she says, "structurally and bio-mechanically deranged both chronically and degenerative, in your skeleton". And, I have a flat spine.

 

[Mark73]

Do you have osteoporosis? My father got it when he was older thanks to the chemicals he had worked with for thirty years; usually men don't get osteoporosis.

 

[Lolita Twist]

If I do they haven't said anything about it. Though, it would make sense. I'd like a fucking name for my condition other than that long bit up there I just posted, you know? The significant other thinks it's fibromyalgia.

 

[mjp]

she says, "structurally and bio-mechanically deranged...". And, I have a flat spine.

No such thing. Who told you that, a chiropractor? You might as well have a phrenologist read the bumps in your head, or have your palm or tea leaves read.

 

[Lolita Twist]

My primary, and my physical therapist. Are you doctor?

 

[mjp]

Yes.

 

[hoochmonkey9]

dr.mjp frequently gives free prostate exams.

as a community service. he cares that much.

 

[slimedog]

I was unaware he does this, where can I sign up? And does he provide his own gloves?

 

[chronic]

Gloves? Gloves!?! He don't need no stinkin' gloves!

 

[Stavrogin]

And you have to pay extra for him to lick his finger.

 

[mjp]

Listen, I'm manicured and clean, so there is only a very slight risk of tearing, ripping, or internal bleeding. Enough with the hysterics already.

 

[Lolita Twist]

I tried to have anal sex yesterday but my ass is too tight. I'm sure it's a compliment from God himself.

 

[roni]

practice is the key.

 

[Johannes]

This thread has developed into something I have to hide from my glancing fellow workers.

 

[David]

It is starting to get interesting. Maybe we could put it all together into some sort of Bukowski story.

Perhaps we can combine it with the reincarnation thread...

 

[Lolita Twist]

My life is a fucking Bukowski story. That's why I enjoy the reading.

Roni - yes, practice does make perfect. We've tried before, but the little guy is too little and my ass is still too tight. I've tried stretching it out with my fingers but to no avail, probably due to my hemorrhoids.

 

[Black Swan]

This thread has developed into something I have to hide from my glancing fellow workers.

It could perhaps be re-directed to the 'Do you take it up the a... thread? Or merged it with the Tolstoy one? ;)

Breathtaking, for sure!

 

[Lolita Twist]

Funny you should mention Tolstoy - Slimedog was the one trying to fuck me up the ass.

 

[chronic]

I tried to have anal sex yesterday but my ass is too tight.

Maybe I could help you with that.

I'll be gentle, I promise.

 

[Lolita Twist]

That's the second time in two days I've been propositioned.