Well, you know how it is when you die; they have to say you were a great and beloved pioneer, whether it is really true or not.
But I expect to take full advantage of that rule when I die and make someone write something about how great and pretty I was. And how I cured polio and invented rock and roll. They can stand next to my pauper's grave and read it next to an assembled crowd of no one and then release it to AP, where it will become the truth of record.
In papers all across the country that are too poor to hire their own writers, you will see the article:
INVENTOR OF ROCK AND ROLL, CURER OF POLIO BURIED IN PAUPER'S GRAVE
Scientists rise in worldwide protest, Rock and Roll hall of fame flies pirate flag at half mast.
By Mather Schneider, Los Angeles, AP
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