send in those poetry submissions- the birth of chance press

Gerard K H Love

Appreciate your friends
That's great, I read her posts here but got the impression from her that she was in poor health. I can't wait to read what she wrote and it's a surprise that she is the one.
 
The books look most excellent J & J. I hope you got my email about letting my extra 2 go to someone else. Hell, food is a luxury right now. Getting my one copy may be the best thing that's happened to me in a long time and may just keep me from offing myself.
 
You're right MJP. It's kinda like getting pissed that you're in a 20 foot deep hole you just dug and throw your shovel up and out in anger.

(end threadcrap)
 

Gerard K H Love

Appreciate your friends
Here comes the rope. Tie it around you waist and you will be pulled out.
When I dig those holes, I can't always get myself out either.
 

mjp

Founding member
Yeah, man, we'll pull. I know some hefty motherfuckers in Wisconsin, snap you right out of that hole like it was nothing.
 

Ponder

"So fuck Doubleday Doran"
RIP
I listened to the latest show. I like it.

Back to topic...looking forward to read the buknet members poems.
 

jordan

lothario speedwagon
first batch is going in the mail this weekend, with the next batch to follow in a couple weeks.
 
congrats on realizing such a big goal...I know it must feel fucking great.

thanks a bunch for the hard work and kick ass book...
 

1fsh2fsh

I think that I think too much
Founding member
I too am looking forward to seeing this labour of love. I just know its gonna be great.
 

mjp

Founding member
I think they are just waiting for a few more payments to clear before they take their fortune and skip town and disappear...take it on the lam, hit the road, vamoose -- leaving us bookless and devastated. Yeah, I can see it all now...they're the type, you know. Very shifty. Both of them. Like pirates.
 

hoochmonkey9

Art should be its own hammer.
Moderator
Founding member
they're crossing the Mexican border right now in a stolen convertible with the bodies of everyone who got in their way in the trunk.

drinking St. Ides malt liquor and pissing into the empties so they don't have to stop. throwing the piss bottles at the locals just to see them dance. filming everything on their iphone.

and no seat belts.
 

Hosh

hoshomccreesh.com
and no seat belts.

Now the rest I can handle...but the seal belts...

That's just dangerous...

& I'm fine with them crossing the Mexican border--as long as it's in Las Cruces, N. Mex. I know a guy down there...& he'll get my book...he's got ways...
 

justine

stop the penistry
GODDAMN IT, MJP, YOU & YER BIG MOUTH RUINING EVERYTHING

(i would never not wear a seatbelt, by the way, i'm very good like that)
 

jordan

lothario speedwagon
alas, the first batch went to anyone who has paid but does not have a poem published in the book. we're still working every day on making these books, so the hope is that the rest will be ready to send out in a few weeks. we'd be faster if we also weren't dealing with the immigration process simultaneously.

for reference, i will be mad at myself if we ever do another book that involves gluing something (let alone four things). this step does more to slow us down than anything else, since you can only glue a few copies at a time (since we only have a limited number of enyclopedia-sized books to use as weights). so, once the book is bound up, it still requires a lot of time before it's really done.

i'm starting to feel bad that this has taken so obscenely long. i guess i should have known that taking on a project like this during the busiest time of my life and justine's life wouldn't just get done right away...
 

justine

stop the penistry
if you're not an american citizen, don't marry one - unless you love them without reserve and couldn't imagine your life without them in it. because that is the absolute minimum that makes this process of immigration worthwhile/bearable.
 
Although I can't wait to get my copies, I will be happy whenever they arrive. I'm in no hurry. And I believe it will all be very much worth the wait in the end. So you can send mine last and that would cool.
 

Gerard K H Love

Appreciate your friends
The only things glued together should be the newlyweds. Please take your time and enjoy your time while you can before all the kids start showing up.
 
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