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mjp

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According to Amazon, Ziggy Marley's upcoming remix of Bob's Exodus album has some song additions that may prove to be controversial...

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Then again...
 

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mjp

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When web designers are making page mockups to show to customers, they use Latin text called lorem ipsum to fill the space without distracting from the design (you know, unless whoever is looking at it can read Latin). You've seen it before:

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Nullam finibus lobortis nibh et ullamcorper. Suspendisse sed interdum metus. Maecenas convallis faucibus convallis. Sed varius, erat nec imperdiet congue, mi nulla mollis nulla, sit amet consectetur urna risus vel velit. Aliquam vel leo eu leo gravida blandit.

Well, some snarky genius developed something he calls, HIPSTER IPSUM. It's a sample text generator that uses random hipster words and phrases:

Wolf fashion axe direct trade tote bag lo-fi. Biodiesel ennui echo park skateboard pop-up, intelligentsia farm-to-table gastropub sustainable pork belly. Coloring book poutine freegan waistcoat, aesthetic tofu venmo chambray edison bulb four loko. Ugh fingerstache etsy authentic, migas gentrify cray venmo waistcoat tacos thundercats trust fund hammock church-key. Trust fund put a bird on it hot chicken retro franzen. Vice jean shorts trust fund, kogi +1 vape yr shaman viral dreamcatcher brunch beard four dollar toast. Raclette la croix man bun, retro whatever iceland blog fingerstache narwhal.
I salute the creator of that idea/service.
 

mjp

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Humans, masters of the earth!

Unless, you know, there's an animal around. Then we lose our minds.
 

d gray

tried to do his best but could not
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did someone say "catch-pole?" :DD

it's pretty awesome - and scary - how ferocious a domestic cat can be.
 

the only good poet

One retreat after another without peace.
The cat obviously doesn't like being called Pinky. Now Blondie.


Old school? 1993? That term should be added to the hipster lexicon, if it hasn't already, or the dustbin of history.
Upon reflection, those motors are pretty "old school."
 

Johannes

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Dafuq, this triggers some evil memories :D ... actually this is pretty dope. The dancing girl and the black dude are like a comedy team while everyone else is standing around looking tired/bored/aloof and looking like Ethan Hawke/Jordan Catalano while smoking.

Fuck, those were the 90's :D
 

Johannes

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This is what Alex Jones' rants would sound like as a Bon Iver song.
I had not heard of Alex Jones before, I think he is not that known in Europe. But I recently watched the Joe Rogan Podcast with him as a guest. This guy is some kind of insane spoken word artist, yes? Either that or interdimensional shapeshifting psychic vampires want to take over the world and we are fucked.

 

mjp

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Well he's just a lunatic, but the Internet has given him some visibility. 20 years ago he would have been stuffing envelopes with his xeroxed zine spouting the same lunacy. Now he has YouTube.
 

mjp

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LADY GAGA WEARS HEELS ON A HIKE BECAUSE A TRUE QUEEN NEVER RESTS
Bow down.
By Erica Gonzales, Jun 22, 2017

What did you wear on your last hike? A tank top, leggings and some sneakers? That's cute.

Lady Gaga went hiking in this outfit on Saturday:

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Mother Monster wore a one-shouldered ruffled crop top and fit-and-flare maxi skirt by Rachel Comey with Christian Louboutin patent leather nude pumps for a weekend hike in Montauk, New York—in the woods. To top it off, she accessorized with Ray-Ban sunglasses and gold hoop earrings because she is Lady Gaga and she can.

Now, before you scoff and suggest she change into a pedestrian tracksuit, remember this is the woman who wore a meat dress and was carried to the stage in an egg. She will do without your sweatpants and tennis shoes, thank you. If she can survive jumping through a roof during her Super Bowl halftime show (and continue performing for 13 more minutes), she can handle walking a dirt path in stilettos.

Her boyfriend, talent agent Christian Carino, however, sports hike-friendly garb like the rest of us mortals.
 
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