Some xmas card tips perhaps?

[Erik]

Dirty Literary Love Letters Written by Famous Authors

 

[Black Swan]

James Joyce's letter to Nora was pretty hot! Bukowski is second.

 

[the only good poet]

Apparently Napolean sent a telegraph to his beloved, Josephine. "Be home in three days. Don't wash."

 

[Johannes]

Holy fuck! Joyce's is hilarious :DD

 

[Bruno Dante]

You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.

:D Charming