The Worthless Thread

[rebeka]

with my left hand I eat, write, apply makeup, hold drinks and (used to) smoke.
with my right hand I play guitar, sports, hold scissors and computer mouse.

what am I?!

 

[mjp]

Bisexual.

 

[rebeka]

sweet thanks to you who have enlightened me.

 

[Digney in Burnaby]

I've always thought of it as ambisexual.

 

[number6horse]

I conducted a similar experiment around that age when I was a toddler/scientist. After observing adults sticking keys into things and unlocking them, I thought I could unlock and discover whatever treasures were hidden inside an electrical outlet. The results were loud and scary. Luckily I didn't have a tight grip on the keys so my burns weren't that severe.

I'm right-handed but prefer to eat and drink with my left. Also, miniature golf. I'm the friggin' Sandy Koufax of miniature golf.

 

[mjp]

Speaking of right hands - the late R. L. Burnside, 1978:

 

[Black Swan]

Today, I had to listen to Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. I'm Fixing a Hole has been on my mind for days.

 

[Rachael]

My husband is left-handed, but he learned to play guitar right-handed. Fascinating, I know.

 

[Black Swan]

I guess that I placed that last song in the wrong thread. Sorry about that, but speaking of being left-handed and strumming with the right one, meant to me that I could change chords really fast and couldn't keep up the rythm, just like on Skype when you're concentrated on replying with something meaningful, and your contact has already been to the loo and has been back with a sandwich for ten minutes.