This is a Poll-Who would you rather see?

[slimedog]

A) Van Morrison

B) Iron Maiden

c) A puppet show featuring slimedog dressed as Gary Glitter, MJP dressed as Michael Jackson and both having simulated sex with Asian marionettes.

 

[ROC]

C... Everytime.

 

[bospress.net]

c. And I'll record it on my cellphone to sell to Japanese fetishists.....

 

[Digney in Burnaby]

Why "simulated"? (I mean, if I'm going to have to go to Japanese sites and fork over mucho moola....)

 

[mjp]

We have to say "simulated" or LAPD will show up.

 

[Digney in Burnaby]

"LAPD -- Marionette Division". I remember that t.v. show from the 70s. "One Adam 12, see the marionette corner of Westwood and Wilshire. Drunk and disorderly and simulating sexual acts."

 

[chronic]

...

 

[slimedog]

"Perversion with Puppetry" a lecture and demonstraton given today at 2pm by MJP.

 

[strangegirl]

A) Van Morrison -------- $450 and no alcohol

B) Iron Maiden --------- $65 not including alcohol

c) A puppet show featuring slimedog dressed as Gary Glitter, MJP dressed as Michael Jackson and both having simulated sex with Asian marionettes.
-------- PRICELESS


Absolutly # C

That's like getting the first book of a First printing.

I am sooooo there.:D

you will be playing Van Morrison in the background.....

 

[Bukfan]

C...Without a doubt! That puppet show will be "Team America" X 10! :D

 

[CRBSMILE]

A) c) A puppet show featuring slimedog dressed as Gary Glitter, MJP dressed as Michael Jackson and both having simulated sex with Asian marionettes.

So the real Michael Jackson will be there too?:confused:

 

[1fsh2fsh]

oh, c...yep,c... when and where?...

 

[slimedog]

If this forum is any indication of the American public, and I believe it's pretty accurate, MJP and I have to discuss this whole "backing people" up gig as it would appear we are ready for headiner status. NO ONE has voted for the other entertainers!

 

[mjp]

I'm already booking a tour based on where most of our MySpace friends live.

 

[Gerard K H Love]

NO ONE has voted for the other entertainers!

This is purely due to peer pressure and no one wants to make mjp mad.

 

[mjp]

Yeah, don't you know you have to agree with everything I say or think, or I'll kick you out of here? Get with it.

 

[Gerard K H Love]

Yes sir! You are absolutely right, sir. Could I get you another cup of coffee? Sir.

 

[slimedog]

Pornographers of Puppets (POP) unite!

 

[roni]

"Don't try this at home!"

 

[wayne]

You-You-You Guys-,I love mondays when they start like this.

 

[Digney in Burnaby]

NO ONE has voted for the other entertainers!

I thought they were going to be the fluffers.

 

[rlittler]

B and C are too similar for me to distinguish the difference

 

[number6horse]

Reviving this thread simply to show how deranged some people's marionette fetishes can become.

This time, it's THE FRENCH marching into BERLIN, motherfuckers !

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/10/09/massive-fench-mechan.html

 

[Bukfan]

Amazing marionette!