God is an all-powerful kid with a magnifying glass that likes to burn ants.
Agreed. It's too much crazy for my puny brain to absorb. I could delude myself into believing X, but not x + y + z... ad infinitum. Plus, there's the bible teachings that seem to outright contradict themselves, which is another hurdle entirely...The "teachings," such as they are, could be important, but they are not, seeing as they aren't sold separately. The people who believe them believe the entire bat shit enchilada.