mjp
Founding member
You're right (as always, naturally). I'll stop now.The naughty old man keeps repeating himself.
Um, but before I do --
Name one French rock band that anyone outside of France has heard of.
Time's up! The answer is: there isn't one!
The problem is, when the seeds of rock and roll were being sown, the French were busy bending over for the Militärverwaltung, slapping beurre onto your assholes and saying, "Ready when you are, Führer!" So really, it's not surprising that all the French can do is whine and smoke and sit around in cafes playing those little squeezeboxes.
Hey kid, don't take it too hard. It's not your fault that you are from France. You're still young, you can come to America eventually, and some guy will find your accent charming and buy a house and car for you, eventually discover that the French are turds, divorce you and pay a little sum every month to keep you going.
That's not so bad, is it? It's every little French girl's dream, non?
Rock on!
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