What are you writing now? - and other stuff...

[Buzzcat]

Yes Vodka, I'm sure if I took more time and looked deeper I would find real good things there. I was stating my first impression. I hope I didn't sound like I was bashing.

 

[jmoshea]

CUNT!

(not directed at anyone...just felt the need to yell it out)

 

[Gerard K H Love]

What it really means:
This was taken from vodka's post and originated in another world.
The only post that was truly an issue was the one where Father Luke calls TTQ a cunt but just deleting that one would have caused confusion.

Father Luke: Calling other members derogatory names is taken seriously around here. Please refrain from doing so in the future.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Some people put letters together as the initials of something else they are meaning to say. Like HAND have a nice day
wtf what the fuck
BTW by the way
and in this case CUNT meaning Can't Understand Normal Thinking

It could be like that.

 

[strangegirl]

What it really means:

and in this case CUNT meaning Can't Understand Normal Thinking

It could be like that.

Okay this I have to remember.

CUNT

:D

 

[Buzzcat]

Hmmm. I've only known about 4 women in my lifetime that the word cunt was fitting for. And, I must say, all of them are well described as "Can't Understand Normal Thinking".

 

[Father Luke]

It's funny to call men cunts. They get all - Huh? Whut?

It's like calling a Klansman a Nigger.

Fuck Hate.

(thank you Steve Richmond, and Charles Bukowski - you beings of beauty)

 

[mjp]

The only thing I'm asking is that people please stop bashing the site, as many of us are fans of Bukowski.net.

What people say in this forum isn't exactly The Official Stance And Record Of Bukowski.net. It's just a forum. You can enjoy the site without ever looking at the forum. Many (most) visitors do.

Asking people to stop bashing your site in another forum is kind of weird. Nothing wrong with being weird, it's just not a tactic I've seen before (I here I thought I'd seen it all).

 

[hank solo]

See you next Tuesday.

:cool:

 

[vodka]

point taken mjp.

and well you know - sometimes a girl just has to defend her website?

 

[HarryC13]

Good lord, and to think I spent my day gamely trying to WORK and missed out on this soap opera! Damn, say what you will about the people on this site, but they're pretty darned entertaining. :)


Not to be a threadhog, but I must say that when I hear the "c" word it reminds me of the joke:

Q. What's the difference between a Valentine's Day prank and my ex-wife?
A. The Valentine's Day prank is a Cupid stunt.

All right, maybe it's not a joke ...

 

[mjp]

...sometimes a girl just has to defend her website...

That's what I always say!




And then people look at me funny.

 

[hoochmonkey9]

vodka's good people. and a true Bukowski fan.

 

[jordan]

sorry for kicking up this thread, but i keep getting links to it from people who run into it and all the lovely bashing you're doing of my site, www.LiteraryMary.com.

all i can say is i do not nor have i ever enjoyed the taste of ass, and although i have had a cup of earl grey tea i did not enjoy it.

mary is far from a lady's tea society, father luke. honestly, i never really understood what made you get so upset with us/me/whoever.

i stand behind the critique people there leave and stand behind the idea that critique does not have to be rude to be productive. we have a lot of excellent fiction and poetry writers on the site who are not afraid to be truthful. however, we do not cater to only one level of writer, therefore some critique will be more productive than other critique.

gangfuck ladies auxillery group???

and hooch, thanks for not crapping on us too much.

i've always been a fan of buk.net and have plugged it as much as i possibly could. i still am a fan of the site and will continue to be.

anyway, we're still accepting submissions until July 31st. it's shaping up to be a good journal. you don't have to be a member of the forum to submit. we are just looking for good writing. we were recently listed on duotrope also.

and for anyone who is reading this who might have sent me a link. it's not necessary. obviously i've seen it.

jen

i'm getting the feeling that vodka is only interested in what buk.net is doing in hopes that buk.net will be interested in what vodka is doing.

 

[slimedog]

Someone on a Boston music board called Mrs. Slimedog a "boring cunt" because she called him stupid.

I had to get in the fray and call him an internet coward & now I think he thinks I'm "calling him out."

To call a lady a whore or a cunt, especially when you're not acquainted with them, is just rude and I don't get this "it's just the internet" jive.

So Father Luke, if that is whom you claim to be, stop calling ladies cunts and I'll stop posting inane retorts that have nothing to do with the thread.

Well, I can't promise.

 

[Father Luke]

I claim to be Tom - From MySpace. . .

 

[vodka]

thanks hooch.

it's well known that Father Luke is no stranger to the word cunt.

he once called my mother a cunt.

if you ask me, Father Luke, you are the cunt.

 

[Father Luke]

thanks hooch.

it's well known that Father Luke is no stranger to the word cunt.

Quite true.

he once called my mother a cunt.

But of course, dear.
Once again, it was all about you.

if you ask me, Father Luke, you are the cunt.

You'd know best, dear.

 

[vodka]

You'd know best, dear.

are we an old married couple already?

you know i prefer it when you address me as cunt.

or rather - perfect cunt.

 

[Father Luke]

Only if it will stop your crying.

You are a perfect cunt.
Better?

 

[bospress.net]

I claim to be Tom - From MySpace. . .

Now THAT is funny!

Bill

 

[justine]

passionate/lively/aggressive debate is one thing, but can we keep the personal insults to PMs?

i totally disagree with everything vodka has had to say about the internet and myspace, i think her arguments are ridiculous, but i don't have a problem with her as person/buk.net member - and she hasn't been an asshole about it (and isn't that the number one rule here?), so can we stop with the name-calling and vicious personal attacks?

it just seems really mean-spirited and kinda bullying.



slimedog, you want me to send a dead fish to that guy who insulted your wife? because i will.

 

[mjp]

i'm getting the feeling that vodka is only interested in what buk.net is doing in hopes that buk.net will be interested in what vodka is doing.

But wouldn't that be self-promotion?!

 

[Buzzcat]

C - Can
U - U'all
N - Not
T - Threadcrap?

That's what I'm writing, right now.
And it's fun.

 

[Kingcargo.jb]

And here I didn't even know poems had assholes!

What's wrong with assholes, baby? We've got assholes! Assholes cover the earth!! :D

 

[Buzzcat]

Oh, never said anything's wrong with them. Can you imagine what part of your body that stuff'd come out of if there were no assholes? Or worse, imagine the bellybutton being the asshole. Hmmm, actually, that'd be a helluva lot easier to wipe for someone with a bad back!

And as for assholes covering the Earth, it's becoming more prominent figuratively compared to literally.

 

[vodka]

Only if it will stop your crying.

only if you will dry my tears with your last clean t - shirt.

 

[Father Luke]

Only if it will stop your crying.

only if you will dry my tears with your last clean t - shirt.

I've wiped off on all my t-shirts.
And I don't wear underwear.
Any suggestions?

 

[Gerard K H Love]

The funniest part of this is they are both on each others friends lists.

They aren't arguing they are perfecting each other. I can feel the magic. There must be love in the air.

 

[HarryC13]

There must be love in the air.

I was wondering what that smell was ...

 

[hoochmonkey9]

The funniest part of this is they are both on each others friends lists.

They aren't arguing they are perfecting each other. I can feel the magic. There must be love in the air.

it's like watching The Thin Man, only better. William Powell and Myrna Loy ain't got nothin' on them.