What are you writing now? - and other stuff...
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Father Luke
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If I can fit into your panties that makes you a rather large woman.
I believe, Ms Writing Critique Is Not For Everybody, that what you were reaching for was that I may wear your panties.
Am I correct?
Father Luke
Founding member
Who loses if we both lose?
Father Luke
Founding member
You win.
Padre doesn't imbibe. I'll take his.
and I look hot in panties.
and I look hot in panties.
chronic
old and in the way
remind me to send you the dry cleaning bill....
Father Luke
Founding member
She said if we both lost she'd buy me a drink. She never said what kind. Neither did I.
No one lost. She isn't buying any drinks. Find your own Woman.
No one is wearing any panties. At least not now.
I'm writing poetry.
Next?
No one lost. She isn't buying any drinks. Find your own Woman.
No one is wearing any panties. At least not now.
I'm writing poetry.
Next?
chronic
old and in the way
mjp
Founding member
Some things here are not for public consumption. They are just too disturbing.
And how!
my msn nick name....
Gerard K H Love
Appreciate your friends
Bingo, thanx Hooch.
i must admit, i like 'The Thin Man' better.
maybe it's because the movie started as a joke from the beginning.
dunno.
but there's a point to it, seeing how it developed.
funny, funny.
would like to be at the first personal meeting of father and vodka.
"soap opera" - that was a matching word, really!
Gerard K H Love
Appreciate your friends
Father Luke
Founding member
Hmmm. That sounds familiar. It began as a mistake? ;)
Gerard K H Love
Appreciate your friends
Here is some writing that fits right in on this thread. Nothing and no one is sacred.
A Marine PFC was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the Marine. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps Ill be able to see him in person."
Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the flight. Still, the Marine didn't know how to speak directly to the Pontiff. Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle.
"This is fantastic," thought the Marine. "I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, he ll ask me for assistance."
Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the Marine and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends with the letters 'u-n-t?'"
Only one word leapt to the Marine's mind... "Damn," thought the Marine, "I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another word." The PFC thought for quite a while, then it hit him.
Turning to the Pope, the gentleman said, "I think the word you're looking for is 'aunt'."
"Of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?"
His driver's license doesn't say Pope on it.
A Marine PFC was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the Marine. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps Ill be able to see him in person."
Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the flight. Still, the Marine didn't know how to speak directly to the Pontiff. Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle.
"This is fantastic," thought the Marine. "I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, he ll ask me for assistance."
Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the Marine and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends with the letters 'u-n-t?'"
Only one word leapt to the Marine's mind... "Damn," thought the Marine, "I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another word." The PFC thought for quite a while, then it hit him.
Turning to the Pope, the gentleman said, "I think the word you're looking for is 'aunt'."
"Of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?"
His driver's license doesn't say Pope on it.
Ladies and Gentlmen, let's hear it for Gerard K H Love!!! :D
Gerard K H Love
Appreciate your friends
I take no credit. It's an old joke and as the rumor goes," Jokes are made up by guys in prison." If anything I may be lynched for posting it.
But Thank you, King.
But Thank you, King.
Father Luke
Founding member
"It began as a mistake" -
Charles Bukowski - the first line of Post Office.
http://progressiveboink.com/archive/peanuts-by-charles-bukowski/1.html
The link is also interesting.
Charles Bukowski - the first line of Post Office.
http://progressiveboink.com/archive/peanuts-by-charles-bukowski/1.html
The link is also interesting.
I love that site! Too funny!!!!
funny joke. made me laugh out loud.