HarryC13
RIP
Bravo, Kurt, hilarious joke. Another one:
The pope is visiting your city, and when he flies into the airport there is a huge stretch limousine waiting to carry him away. So he gets settled into the back seat and the driver pulls away. Soon they're driving down the highway, but after a few minutes, the pope leans forward.
"Excuse me," he says. The driver is stunned that the pope is speaking to him, and says, "Yes, your holiness?"
And the pope says, "You know, I've always wanted to drive one of these big stretch limos. Would you mind changing places with me for a few minutes?"
Well, of course, the driver can't turn down a request from the pope, so they trade places. After a little while, the pope, obviously enjoying himself, starts going a little faster, then a little faster until ...
... he sees a flashing red light in his rearview mirror. He's being pulled over by the police! So he slows down and pulls over to the side of the road. The police officer comes to his window, looks, and then walks back to the patrol car.
His partner is baffled and says, "What's up?"
"I don't know if we should give this guy a ticket," the officer says. "He's pretty important."
"Well," says the partner,"is he more important than the mayor?"
"Oh, much more," says the officer.
"More important than the governor?"
"Yep."
"More important than the president?"
At this the officer says, "Let me put it this way. I don't know who this guy is ... but his chauffeur is the POPE!!!"
