What does your username mean?

jordan

lothario speedwagon
i think i should, given that i had never heard about lol-speak before and need to get my tips on what topics relevant to internet trends i should research from you.
 

jordan

lothario speedwagon
sorry, i'm in a rotten mood because i crashed on my mountain bike today and am in a lot of pain. ignore my tempter and sour disposition for now, please.
 

Father Luke

Founding member
Bummer.

I'm a know-it-all, and assume everyone shares my
enthusiasm for every topic I happen to be thinking of at
the moment.

lol speak is partly the answer to what mjp
was asking about, and explains the slang you
and ruby encounter.

Anyway, sorry to hear about your day.
Hope tomorrow is better.
 

Gerard K H Love

Appreciate your friends
sorry, i'm in a rotten mood because i crashed on my mountain bike today and am in a lot of pain. ignore my tempter and sour disposition for now, please.

I hope you heal. On topic: Jordan since your user name is easy, What is your avatar?
 

Rekrab

Usually wrong.
my last name backwards. I used it as a disguise here for quite a while. Now it just feels right (or would that be left being backwards?)
 

Lolita Twist

Rose-hustler
I thought it was a running heart?

On another forum I go on, Music Banter, I have a rather large picture of Buk having a lot of fun with a relatively hot chick. We all know that photoshoot.
 

mjp

Founding member
...i crashed on my mountain bike today and am in a lot of pain.
I used to ride in Topanga canyon, up a few miles of road and a couple thousand foot incline from my place to the top of the canyon. Many times zipping noiselessly back down the blacktop at 45 miles an hour I wondered what would be left of me if the bike or the rider failed. I wondered the same thing when rattling down the rocky fire roads in Topanga state park and ridiculously unsafe speeds, never - naturally - wearing a helmet or any sort of protective gear.

Luckily I never found out how those falls would feel. Sorry you did. Hope you weren't going too fast or dropped on too rocky a spot.
 

hoochmonkey9

Art should be its own hammer.
Moderator
Founding member
I never had a nasty spill, but I did have a good looking one. I hit a root that I didn't see going at a pretty good clip and I went ass over tea kettle over my handlebars and I almost landed on my feet. almost.
another time I was whipping down a trail and blew both of my tires on the same rock. I only had one spare tube on me and the holes were too nasty to repair. I had to walk 8 kms with my bike on my shoulder.
but never seriously hurt. hope you are ok.
 

jordan

lothario speedwagon
it was a stupid crash- i was riding up a steep rocky section and realized i wasn't going to make it up... but i had to unclip with my weak foot, which i'm not used to, and so i didn't get out in time and fell onto a bunch of embedded rocks, and then rolled down the hill ungracefully. the guy i was riding with was laughing until he realized i was hurt. i feel better today though- just a sprained wrist and some bruises on my leg.
 
Mine is easy to explain. When I quit a few drugs earlier in my life ( I was about 21 ) for the first time, a friend of mine said:" Now you start the post toxic part of your life."
Yet it has a deeper meaning to me about life experiences. Some of them are post toxic.
 
I looked up Norman Rockwell for some reason or another and found a painting I liked so I adopted a smaller version. If I can get a decent pastel self-portrait I will prolly upload that.

this forum rubyred posts on (yeah, she cheats on all of us) is overrun with those misspellings... things like: wau, cuet, teh, moran, etc.

"prolly" is just a streamlined word, "teh" is a common typo that is often used tongue in cheek, "moran" is prolly a joke about an infamous political sign that read "get a brain morans" although it could just be a word they use that also applies to them, the rest is just idiocy

I can give consultation on lol speak for 4.99 per minute with "additional" services for a fee per service. Some conditions may apply. Offer not valid in CA, WA, or outside the U.S. and Canada.
 

mjp

Founding member
"prolly" is just a streamlined word...
You mean an idiot word.

y nt jst writ lk ths thn? It's so streamlined! Stupid English with all it's fucking unnecessary letters.

A generation of subnormals is on the way. Everybody ready?
 
I'll be honest and admit that the story behind my name is pretty pathetic.

Basically a large part of what I do where I work is converting & uploading tv commercials onto our website. I just happened to be uploading a COCA-COLA advert called "Hidden Formula" when I was signing up here, and I was stumped for names so I used the first thing that came into my head, which was the title of the Coca-cola ad that I had just finnished with.

So yeah, basically I am a product of mass-capitalism. Go me!
 
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